Ukraine Kills Third Russian General

Dimitry: "I have bad news. Great Russian General of Motherland now dead in Ukraine. Now must we choose next General. I choose Pavel."

Pavel: No! I choose Dimitry for Great Russian General!"

Dimitry: "No! I choose Pavel for Great Russian General."

Pavel: "No! Your mother is dog who has fleas. I choose Dimitry for Great Russian General!"

Dimitry: "No! You!"

Pavel: "No! You!

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Russian troops and Russian generals would rather be at home eating borsch than fighting this clusterf*ck of a war.
 
Dimitry: "I have bad news. Great Russian General of Motherland now dead in Ukraine. Now must we choose next General. I choose Pavel."

Pavel: No! I choose Dimitry for Great Russian General!"

Dimitry: "No! I choose Pavel for Great Russian General."

Pavel: "No! Your mother is dog who has fleas. I choose Dimitry for Great Russian General!"

Dimitry: "No! You!"

Pavel: "No! You!

:laughing0301:

In the First World War, Russia had more conscripts than weapons. So soldiers were told to stay behind their colleagues and pick up their rifles after their colleagues were shot dead.

How motivating!
 
Holy crap, they're dropping like fuckin' flies!

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Putin's hero, Josef Stalin, killed a lot more Russian Generals than that.

It's called a purge.

You don't like my leadership, fine, I'll send you on a suicide mission. It's the traditional Russian way.
 
A new fun of ukrainian bandits in Ukraine, to tie a woman to the pillory, offering them to anyone for beating. Hey, feminist fighters, pay attention, hypocritical bitches.
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