Trump pardons Ethel and Julius Rosenberg!

I know it's satire but the sad truth is that Ethel and Julius Rosenberg only sold atomic secrets the the Soviet Union.Hillary Clinton sold them the uranium.Hillary should have gotten the electric chair.

I KNEW someone was going to bring this up! :)
A story conjured up out of thin air....kinda like Hunter's laptop. :auiqs.jpg:
But Hunter’s laptop is real.

And you know this because Rudy Guiliani told you. After he went to the Ukraine and hung out with the Russian spies, who hacked Burisma, to get access to real emails to use to create the fake emails on "Hunter's Laptop".
I believe the FBI has publicly stated they have the laptop. No?

Yes. They’ve had it for over a year. They warned Rudy the guy he got it from was a Russian spy.
 
I know it's satire but the sad truth is that Ethel and Julius Rosenberg only sold atomic secrets the the Soviet Union.Hillary Clinton sold them the uranium.Hillary should have gotten the electric chair.

Waste of the ecologically safe power that could have kept Pelosi's ice cream locker cold for an hour! Best just tie her to a windmill blade and see if what goes around comes around. And if so how many times it takes. No big rush.
 
President Donald Trump will pardon Ethel and Julius Rosenberg posthumously, the White House announced today. The Rosenbergs were convicted of providing top secret information about US technology and nuclear weapon designs to the Soviets, and were executed in 1953 for their crimes. Now, Trump’s Administration claims they were actually innocent.​
“They’ve done so much for Russia… I mean America,” Trump said about the decision. He elaborated on the Rosenbergs, saying “They were tremendous people, and I will tell you they loved America just as much as I do, though not quite as much as I do, because I love America the most, but they loved America a lot.”​
When asked about his motivation for the decision, Trump explained “my friends told me they love the Rosenbergs so much. They told me the Rosenbergs were very fine people, and so I decided to pardon them.” When pressed to reveal which friends had spoken so highly of the Rosenbergs, he deflected. “I have lots of friends; no one has as many friends as me,” he said. “You probably don’t have friends, but I have many many friends.”​
When asked why the White House decided to do this, despite all the evidence that the Rosenbergs actually were traitors, and the fact that they they have been dead for 67 years, Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said “They were the victims of a hoax to hurt good Americans, and so the U.S. is recognizing this awful mistake now.”​
Trump also commented on the evidence that the Rosenbergs were traitors. “There is no evidence,” he said. “They were treated very unfairly; they said they were not spies. It was very unfair.”​
The decision to pardon the Rosenbergs will likely be well-received by Trump’s base. “This is exactly what America needs right now,” Trump supporter Cliff White said. “We can’t let the Russians tell us who to execute.”​


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Why dont you grow up?

When people grow up, they become Republicans.
Yep. I've noticed that, politically, when Americans are young and ignorant, they tend to lean Democrat, but after Americans gain knowledge and experience and become older and wiser, they tend to lean Republican.

This may explain why Democrat government officials like Cuomo, in a Hitleresqe fashion, tend to concentrate our wise elders in... ________ (fill in the blank)
 
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I know it's satire but the sad truth is that Ethel and Julius Rosenberg only sold atomic secrets the the Soviet Union.Hillary Clinton sold them the uranium.Hillary should have gotten the electric chair.

I KNEW someone was going to bring this up! :)
A story conjured up out of thin air....kinda like Hunter's laptop. :auiqs.jpg:
But Hunter’s laptop is real.

And you know this because Rudy Guiliani told you. After he went to the Ukraine and hung out with the Russian spies, who hacked Burisma, to get access to real emails to use to create the fake emails on "Hunter's Laptop".
I believe the FBI has publicly stated they have the laptop. No?

Yes. They’ve had it for over a year. They warned Rudy the guy he got it from was a Russian spy.

That's why the FBI hasn't commented on the laptop as they've had PLENTY of time to analyze. There was no there there other than Russian propaganda.
 

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