Russian hackers disappointed to find the US Government already disabled!

[DrLove]

Helluva job Trumpy Bear!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Russian hackers attempting to disrupt the U.S. government were disappointed to discover that it had already been thoroughly disabled, the hackers have confirmed.​

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Expecting to find a well-oiled machine that they could impair, the hackers instead came upon a barely operational mess that had already suffered what appeared to be four years of degradation.​

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Dmitri X (not his real name), was assigned to hack the Environmental Protection Agency’s computer systems and was “shocked” by the agency’s weakened condition.​

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“My job was to access the E.P.A.’s database and delete all of the environmental regulations,” he said. “There was nothing there left to delete.”​

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The hacker found similar evidence of sabotage at the Department of Justice, the Department of Education, and myriad other federal agencies.​

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“To be honest, it was pretty disheartening,” he said. “I was hired to cripple the U.S. government, but it’s clear that someone else got there first.”​

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The hacker could not identify who was behind the widespread vandalism, but speculated that the culprit had vast experience in driving large organizations into bankruptcy.​

Russian Hackers Disappointed to Find U.S. Government Already Disabled

One hacker found evidence of sabotage at the Department of Justice, the Department of Education, and myriad other federal agencies.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Polishprince]

With Biden as the Official President-Elect, why wouldn't you expect America to decline?

 

[JGalt]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

 

[DrLove]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Helluva job Trumpy Bear!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Russian hackers attempting to disrupt the U.S. government were disappointed to discover that it had already been thoroughly disabled, the hackers have confirmed.​

​

Expecting to find a well-oiled machine that they could impair, the hackers instead came upon a barely operational mess that had already suffered what appeared to be four years of degradation.​

​

Dmitri X (not his real name), was assigned to hack the Environmental Protection Agency’s computer systems and was “shocked” by the agency’s weakened condition.​

​

“My job was to access the E.P.A.’s database and delete all of the environmental regulations,” he said. “There was nothing there left to delete.”​

​

The hacker found similar evidence of sabotage at the Department of Justice, the Department of Education, and myriad other federal agencies.​

​

“To be honest, it was pretty disheartening,” he said. “I was hired to cripple the U.S. government, but it’s clear that someone else got there first.”​

​

The hacker could not identify who was behind the widespread vandalism, but speculated that the culprit had vast experience in driving large organizations into bankruptcy.​

Russian Hackers Disappointed to Find U.S. Government Already Disabled

One hacker found evidence of sabotage at the Department of Justice, the Department of Education, and myriad other federal agencies.

www.newyorker.com

Do you even comprehend how deeply the Chinese government is woven int the Demonrat Party?

Maybe you do and that's why you keep pushing your Russian fantasy

 

[DrLove]

Do you even comprehend how deeply the Chinese government is woven int the Demonrat Party?

Maybe you do and that's why you keep pushing your Russian fantasy

This China thing is an interesting new narrative for you loons. Dear Leader sold it - You bought it.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Do you even comprehend how deeply the Chinese government is woven int the Demonrat Party?

Maybe you do and that's why you keep pushing your Russian fantasy

This China thing is an interesting new narrative for you loons. Dear Leader sold it - You bought it.

ITS A FACT hunter Biden is being paid by the Chinese government and half of his bribe goes to "the big guy."

A lot of the Democrat Party is in bed with china. Many LITERALLY

 

[Charles Guzinya]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

Provide an example

 

[DrLove]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

Provide an example

That would serve no purpose to the terminally Trump blind.

 

[DrLove]

Do you even comprehend how deeply the Chinese government is woven int the Demonrat Party?

Maybe you do and that's why you keep pushing your Russian fantasy

This China thing is an interesting new narrative for you loons. Dear Leader sold it - You bought it.

ITS A FACT huter Biden is being paid by the Chinese government and half of his bribe goes to "the big guy."

A lot of the Democrat Party is in bed with china. Many LITERALLY

Uh huh - sure

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

"Joe" wont be doing ANYTHING as "president." Hes no leader. Just a puppet for China and the commie Dems. Joe is not in control. Hes just a barely functioning puppet. Good job Dems

 

[DrLove]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

"Joe" wont be doing ANYTHING as "president." Hes no leader. Just a puppet for China and the commie Dems. Joe is not in control. Hes just a barely functioning puppet. Good job Dems

Oh he'll be doing PLENTY - None of which you're going to like. ;-)

 

[Charles Guzinya]

Joe's gonna far more disappointed when he uses the WH bathroom and there's nobody there to change his Depends.

He might have to wear the same poopy diaper until they can get the government running again.

Joe faces a daunting task undoing all the damage inflicted on our government by this president. It'll be like gluing together all the broken dishes after a bull crashes its way through the china shop.

"Joe" wont be doing ANYTHING as "president." Hes no leader. Just a puppet for China and the commie Dems. Joe is not in control. Hes just a barely functioning puppet. Good job Dems

Oh he'll be doing PLENTY - None of which you're going to like. ;-)

You are only fooling yourself. Joe Biden is not going to be inaugurated. Get ready for "four more years" of Trump