(FAUX) At a press conference this afternoon former president Donald J. Trump angrily denied, in response to a question asked by a news women, that he smells like an outhouse. “THE SOCIALIST DEMOCRATS SPREADING THOSE RUMORS ARE LYING!” the self proclaimed billionaire shouted, while wetting his pants.
Journalists present believe that is what Trump said. They were unable to hear his jumbled words clearly, because they were sitting as far away from him as possible to avoid his physical stench, and the stench of his personality and character.
Journalists present believe that is what Trump said. They were unable to hear his jumbled words clearly, because they were sitting as far away from him as possible to avoid his physical stench, and the stench of his personality and character.