Trump has traced his gemology back to being related to Sitting Bull

[Votto]

In a bizarre press conference with Donald Trump, it has just been announced that Trump has undergone a genetic test revealing that he is the great great, great grandson of Sitting Bull. "Pocahontas as 1023rd Indian blood, but I have 1/4 boasted Trump.
I am not more Indian than anyone in government." "And people always wondered why I appear orange, but not white, so now they know."

Trump continued by saying, "I now call on the Indian tribe to unite and fight the apartheid and genocidal occupying Federal government to regain our rightful lands, first by decapitating about a thousand white European babies." "I also reject the law suits being filed against me due to the fact that the current government is illegitimate." "I will, therefore, be known as Chief Trump".
"The first lands given back to the Indain nation if I am chosen by my people, will be where Joe Biden lives currently."

In a rare moment of solidarity, Democrat Congress woman Rashida Tlaib said that she agrees 100%, adding, "But you have to understand, Trump is the Indian face of white supremacy, he is a traitor to his people, and as such, must be beheaded as well." "Also, Joe Biden is the white face of Indain solidarity, so he must stay."

President Joe Biden was unavailable for comment.

 

[JoeB131]

The problem is, as crazy as this made up bullshit is, what Trump actually says is even crazier.

 

[Votto]

The problem is, as crazy as this made up bullshit is, what Trump actually says is even crazier.

I'm sorry, what blood thirsty atrocity did Trump refuse to condemn?

Your party refuses to address members that celebrate it.

 

[Blaster]

 

[JoeB131]

I'm sorry, what blood thirsty atrocity did Trump refuse to condemn?

The oppression of the Palestinian people, obviously.

Your party refuses to address members that celebrate it.

You mean, they allow for diverse opinions?

As opposed to your party, that has to embrace whatever Cheetoh Jesus says this week.

 

[Votto]

Not to be outdone, Pocahontas displayed the proud colors of her people and declared jihad on Trump and any babies he might have.

 

[Votto]

The oppression of the Palestinian people, obviously.



You mean, they allow for diverse opinions?

As opposed to your party, that has to embrace whatever Cheetoh Jesus says this week.

I'm sorry, when did Israel target innocent women and children and dance around for joy after doing it?

Loser.

 

[Pete7469]

The problem is, as crazy as this made up bullshit is, what Trump actually says is even crazier.

 

[surada]

I'm sorry, when did Israel target innocent women and children and dance around for joy after doing it?

Loser.

From 1947 to 2023: Retracing the complex, tragic Israeli-Palestinian conflict

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict was reignited once again on October 7 after a surprise offensive launched by Hamas against Israel. In retaliation, Israel ordered air strikes and a "complete siege" of…

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[Crepitus]

I'm sorry, what blood thirsty atrocity did Trump refuse to condemn?

YOu forget about this?

Trump defends decision to abandon Kurdish allies in Syria

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump cast his decision to abandon Kurdish fighters in Syria as fulfilling a campaign promise to withdraw from "endless war" in the Middle East, even as Republican critics and others said he was sacrificing a U.S. ally and undermining American credibility.

apnews.com

He didn't just refuse to condemn it, he made it happen.