This is #1000

[alan1]

This post is number 1000 for me.
I really wanted to make my 1000th post something meaningful and intelligent, then I thought, hey why should I do that? Out of my previous 999 posts only 15 or 16 were actually worth a damn (the rest were worth much less than a damn).
Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex and the other half threatening to kill me (not to mention the 18% of the guys that want me)? It's not like a a baseball player has ever had a 50% batting average.
At this rate, I figure I will hit 1000 meaningful posts in about 12.68 years and 1000 intelligent posts in about 18.23 years, and 100% of the ladies wanting wild sex with me in 1.75 trillion years. That 2nd 50% of ladies are really going to regret not jumping on the BatBoy band wagon earlier because I'm sure that when I'm 1.75 trillion years old I won't quite have the stamina that I do today.

In honor of my 1000th post, I want to buy a beer for everybody.
Anybody got 8,977 straws?

 

[strollingbones]

happy 1000th post...you have come far

 

[alan1]

happy 1000th post...you have come far

Not as far as you.
When I grow up I want to have 100,000 posts.

 

[random3434]

This post is number 1000 for me.
I really wanted to make my 1000th post something meaningful and intelligent, then I thought, hey why should I do that? Out of my previous 999 posts only 15 or 16 were actually worth a damn (the rest were worth much less than a damn).
Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex and the other half threatening to kill me (not to mention the 18% of the guys that want me)? It's not like a a baseball player has ever had a 50% batting average.
At this rate, I figure I will hit 1000 meaningful posts in about 12.68 years and 1000 intelligent posts in about 18.23 years, and 100% of the ladies wanting wild sex with me in 1.75 trillion years. That 2nd 50% of ladies are really going to regret not jumping on the BatBoy band wagon earlier because I'm sure that when I'm 1.75 trillion years old I won't quite have the stamina that I do today.

In honor of my 1000th post, I want to buy a beer for everybody.
Anybody got 8,977 straws?

You are having a stroke!















OF GENIUS!








I'm so proud of you I could weep, my batty little friend!

 

[PoliticalChic]

Congratulations Batboy! You've come a long way. Maybe one day you will grow up to be just like us.

Regards, Wonder Woman

 

[alan1]

This post is number 1000 for me.
I really wanted to make my 1000th post something meaningful and intelligent, then I thought, hey why should I do that? Out of my previous 999 posts only 15 or 16 were actually worth a damn (the rest were worth much less than a damn).
Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex and the other half threatening to kill me (not to mention the 18% of the guys that want me)? It's not like a a baseball player has ever had a 50% batting average.
At this rate, I figure I will hit 1000 meaningful posts in about 12.68 years and 1000 intelligent posts in about 18.23 years, and 100% of the ladies wanting wild sex with me in 1.75 trillion years. That 2nd 50% of ladies are really going to regret not jumping on the BatBoy band wagon earlier because I'm sure that when I'm 1.75 trillion years old I won't quite have the stamina that I do today.

In honor of my 1000th post, I want to buy a beer for everybody.
Anybody got 8,977 straws?

You are having a stroke!

OF GENIUS!


I'm so proud of you I could weep, my batty little friend!

Don't expect that often from me.
I try to set the expectations low, that way I can exceed them now and then.

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Oh shit, I just realized I think yesterday or the day before I saw I was at 995 and thought "I should do something for my 1000th post!" but then totally forgot about it and now I'm all the way on 1008.

I always wonder how people here are able to post so much. I've seen people join up one month and have seriously 5,000 posts two months after. It's nuts!

 

[alan1]

Congratulations Batboy! You've come a long way. Maybe one day you will grow up to be just like us.

Regards, Wonder Woman

If I look like your avatar when I grow up I'll just stare into the mirror and pleasure myself.
I'd make a great lesbian if I was a hot chick.

 

[xsited1]

...
Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex
...

Are Chris and DavidS still bothering you again?

 

[alan1]

Oh shit, I just realized I think yesterday or the day before I saw I was at 995 and thought "I should do something for my 1000th post!" but then totally forgot about it and now I'm all the way on 1008.

I always wonder how people here are able to post so much. I've seen people join up one month and have seriously 5,000 posts two months after. It's nuts!

See, you could have been cool and self-aggrandizing like me, but you missed the opportunity.

 

[alan1]

...
Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex
...

Are Chris and DavidS still bothering you again?

Yes.

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Oh shit, I just realized I think yesterday or the day before I saw I was at 995 and thought "I should do something for my 1000th post!" but then totally forgot about it and now I'm all the way on 1008.

I always wonder how people here are able to post so much. I've seen people join up one month and have seriously 5,000 posts two months after. It's nuts!

See, you could have been cool and self-aggrandizing like me, but you missed the opportunity.

I know ... I'll have to wait another half a year and maybe I'll get to 2,000! W00t!

 

[alan1]

Oh shit, I just realized I think yesterday or the day before I saw I was at 995 and thought "I should do something for my 1000th post!" but then totally forgot about it and now I'm all the way on 1008.

I always wonder how people here are able to post so much. I've seen people join up one month and have seriously 5,000 posts two months after. It's nuts!

See, you could have been cool and self-aggrandizing like me, but you missed the opportunity.

I know ... I'll have to wait another half a year and maybe I'll get to 2,000! W00t!

2000 is just a number, 1000 is a milestone.
Next stop is 5000 or the Twilight Zone.

 

[del]

See, you could have been cool and self-aggrandizing like me, but you missed the opportunity.

I know ... I'll have to wait another half a year and maybe I'll get to 2,000! W00t!

2000 is just a number, 1000 is a milestone.
Next stop is 5000 or the Twilight Zone.

give rod my best.