Things you should do naked...

[Sarah G]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

 

[Sarah G]

Dance like nobody's watching;
love like you've never been hurt.
Sing like nobody's listening;
live like it's heaven on earth.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Being naked outside and doing stuff naked inside are 2 totally different things.
I can't imagine why I would be naked outside.

Practically, I'm only fully naked (without underwear) for the more serious stuff.
Otherwise I always wear at least underwear.

Does trimming the weeds with the weed whacker count as serious stuff? There are no warnings on the thing.

See #2 in http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/226411-things-you-shouldnt-do-naked.html

 

[AVG-JOE]

Being naked outside and doing stuff naked inside are 2 totally different things.
I can't imagine why I would be naked outside.

Practically, I'm only fully naked (without underwear) for the more serious stuff.
Otherwise I always wear at least underwear.

You'll really flip, when you skinny-dip!!

(Or chunky-dunk, if appropriate )

Skinny-dipping is the one of the best feelings I can describe. Lying on a rock as the river rushes by you and over you, and mountains on both sides and the sun beaming down and bathing your body to sensual perfection, is something I love to feel.

Also posting on USMB in the mornings after a warm bath, and nothing on but a towel wrapped in a pile of freshly shampooed hair, is very freeing.

Riding at night, as a passenger, naked in a car, with a loved one, is pure magic. No words spoken, and the moon outlining the beautiful bodies through the opened sunroofs........

The best things in life, really are, free???

Well... I don't know how free they've been, but the best things in MY life are 'clothing optional'.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

Personal experience - make sure there are no rocks in the grass... Talk about 'butt hurt'!

 

[AVG-JOE]

How easy would security be on "Naked Airways"?

 

[Sarah G]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

Personal experience - make sure there are no rocks in the grass talk about 'butt hurt'!

I thought about that. Ouchie!

 

[Douger]

Walk into a Weight Watchers meeting. Weeeeeell. That depends.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

Personal experience - make sure there are no rocks in the grass talk about 'butt hurt'!

I thought about that. Ouchie!

Thanks. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right? Or is that just ANOTHER lie to keep us peasants in line?

 

[Sarah G]

Personal experience - make sure there are no rocks in the grass talk about 'butt hurt'!

I thought about that. Ouchie!

Thanks. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right? Or is that just ANOTHER lie to keep us peasants in line?

I like that quote but I hate the Kelly Clarkson song.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

This thread needs a music break.

 

[SillyWabbit]

Stand in a public place. Wonder to yourself: "Why is it that we all look essentially the same, and yet we feel embarrassed to be naked before one another?"

 

[g5000]

Get a tan. Tan lines suck.

Bath the dogs. Let 'em shake and splash.

Wash your car. Location might be a good thing to factor in to this decision. Society is still pretty fucked up in how it views nudity... I was thinking of car washing at home.

Watch t.v. Why? Why not!

What else...?

Sex.

Sex is best done naked.

 

[g5000]

Thanks. What doesn't kill me makes me stronger, right? Or is that just ANOTHER lie to keep us peasants in line?

Have both your arms amputated and find out.

 

[Sarah G]

Ok seriously now..

Slip and Slide!

This thread needs a music break.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6Zx_fzpq8]Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel 2 - Slip Slidin' Away - YouTube[/ame]

They look so bored singing that song. Do they even like each other anymore?

 

[Mr.Nick]

I'm naked while I post this message...............

j/k....

 

[California Girl]

Sleep.

I am of the Marilyn Monroe school of thought about sleeping.... all I wear is Chanel #5.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Sleep.

I am of the Marilyn Monroe school of thought about sleeping.... all I wear is Chanel #5.

Pajamas are a waste.

 

[MeBelle]

jury duty!

Awesome! Thanks for that! I just got a summons.

 

[MeBelle]

Sauna and a massage.