To my fellow Conservatives. . . . help me finish this!
Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the House
the members were posturing
like fleas on a louse
Leftarded posters were hung, on easels with care
with hopes that impeachment
soon would be theirs
The chairman was frantically putting objections to bed
while visions of paybacks danced in his head.
The speaker wore black for her funeral attire
She babbled incessantly, spewing her ire.
While up in Detroit, there arose quite a clatter,
I flipped back and forth for updates to gather,
Away to the laptop, for streaming I dashed,
I opened three windows to witness the bash!
I paid no attention to pop ups and ads
but heard every word from the Rally and Nads!
And during the melee, my thoughts did ocurr
with rapid conclusions that Trump would endure!
Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the House
the members were posturing
like fleas on a louse
Leftarded posters were hung, on easels with care
with hopes that impeachment
soon would be theirs
The chairman was frantically putting objections to bed
while visions of paybacks danced in his head.
The speaker wore black for her funeral attire
She babbled incessantly, spewing her ire.
While up in Detroit, there arose quite a clatter,
I flipped back and forth for updates to gather,
Away to the laptop, for streaming I dashed,
I opened three windows to witness the bash!
I paid no attention to pop ups and ads
but heard every word from the Rally and Nads!
And during the melee, my thoughts did ocurr
with rapid conclusions that Trump would endure!