The Week Before Christmas

Chuz Life

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Jun 18, 2015
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To my fellow Conservatives. . . . help me finish this!


Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the House
the members were posturing
like fleas on a louse

Leftarded posters were hung, on easels with care
with hopes that impeachment
soon would be theirs

The chairman was frantically putting objections to bed
while visions of paybacks danced in his head.
The speaker wore black for her funeral attire
She babbled incessantly, spewing her ire.

While up in Detroit, there arose quite a clatter,
I flipped back and forth for updates to gather,
Away to the laptop, for streaming I dashed,
I opened three windows to witness the bash!

I paid no attention to pop ups and ads
but heard every word from the Rally and Nads!
And during the melee, my thoughts did ocurr
with rapid conclusions that Trump would endure!
 
Hey, you should do a stanza about how Trump attacked a dead man and said he was in Hell, just like a "Good Christian" would do.

Maybe in a song!

Dingle smells Dingle smells.....
Like a rotting egg. . . .
 
To my fellow Conservatives. . . . help me finish this!


Twas the week before Christmas
and all through the House
the members were posturing
like fleas on a louse

Leftarded posters were hung, on easels with care
with hopes that impeachment
soon would be theirs

The chairman was frantically putting objections to bed
while visions of paybacks danced in his head.
The speaker wore black for her funeral attire
She babbled incessantly, spewing her ire.

While up in Detroit, there arose quite a clatter,
I flipped back and forth for updates to gather,
Away to the laptop, for streaming I dashed,
I opened three windows to witness the bash!

I paid no attention to pop ups and ads
but heard every word from the Rally and Nads!
And during the melee, my thoughts did ocurr
with rapid conclusions that Trump would endure!


you spent all that time on that piece of trash?

obviously YOU were TRIGGERED!


the fact that you would write so much garbage to insist that you were paying no attention PROVES you paid a LOT of attention.
 
You should do a song about how many abortions St Trumpy has paid for in His day.
 

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