Tommy Tainant
Diamond Member
Yes, I have hardly been out of the house this year thanks to my unfortunate fall before Christmas.
Stories about the rape of Europe are rife and so you will excuse my nervousness on venturing out to the shop this morning.This is what happened to me.
Its about half a mile from my front door so I took the precaution of carrying a damned big stick in order to beat off any crazed Muslim Savage Rape Gangs I might bump into.
It must have been my lucky day as I was able to get to the shop without incident. Whilst shopping I bumped into the Vicar who told me that he was en route to the local primary school to give the lesson that morning.
I asked him what the subject was and he replied “The importance of honesty in all our dealings”.
Hmmph. I told him that the savage Sharias would cut your tongue out for lying and asked him what consequences of lying he was preaching to our kids.
Oh dear.I wish I hadnt asked.
I think you will agree with me that “Feeling you have let yourself down “ doesnt really compare with getting your tongue filleted.
I lost patience with him and told him that he was responsible for a Britainstan where our sacred Queen now wears a hijab/burka when driving round London in order to deter the Cologne style rape gangs swarming round our blessed white women.
“Well Tommy, I know you have been laid up for a while but its not quite as bad as you are making out. You know that nobody has been convicted of rape in that Cologne thing dont you ? “
Commie, Marxist, Wanker.
On the way home some Paki kid started running after me. I tensed up, gripped my tool and prepared to sell myself dearly.
“Mr Tainant sir” he smirked “You dropped your wallet outside the shop, here you are”.
He reached out and handed me my wallet.
Hmmph.
“How do you know my name ?”
“I was in school with your son and my Dad is your GP. I washed your car for the scouts as well.”
Cocky little bastard. I took my wallet,counted my money and told him to get back to his bomb building.
Raping savage bastards are everywhere but I managed to get home in one piece. Just !!
Stories about the rape of Europe are rife and so you will excuse my nervousness on venturing out to the shop this morning.This is what happened to me.
Its about half a mile from my front door so I took the precaution of carrying a damned big stick in order to beat off any crazed Muslim Savage Rape Gangs I might bump into.
It must have been my lucky day as I was able to get to the shop without incident. Whilst shopping I bumped into the Vicar who told me that he was en route to the local primary school to give the lesson that morning.
I asked him what the subject was and he replied “The importance of honesty in all our dealings”.
Hmmph. I told him that the savage Sharias would cut your tongue out for lying and asked him what consequences of lying he was preaching to our kids.
Oh dear.I wish I hadnt asked.
I think you will agree with me that “Feeling you have let yourself down “ doesnt really compare with getting your tongue filleted.
I lost patience with him and told him that he was responsible for a Britainstan where our sacred Queen now wears a hijab/burka when driving round London in order to deter the Cologne style rape gangs swarming round our blessed white women.
“Well Tommy, I know you have been laid up for a while but its not quite as bad as you are making out. You know that nobody has been convicted of rape in that Cologne thing dont you ? “
Commie, Marxist, Wanker.
On the way home some Paki kid started running after me. I tensed up, gripped my tool and prepared to sell myself dearly.
“Mr Tainant sir” he smirked “You dropped your wallet outside the shop, here you are”.
He reached out and handed me my wallet.
Hmmph.
“How do you know my name ?”
“I was in school with your son and my Dad is your GP. I washed your car for the scouts as well.”
Cocky little bastard. I took my wallet,counted my money and told him to get back to his bomb building.
Raping savage bastards are everywhere but I managed to get home in one piece. Just !!