doesnt your god live in heaven on what planet?
Heaven is more a state of existence than an actual planet. God lives on whatever planet he wants to. The name of the planet he most often resides on is not given. But the star closest to the planet is called Kolob. I get that you're trying to mock me on this but that's ok. It's the truth.
doesnt your god have sexual relations with the "heavenly mother"?
I don't know why people are mortified by the thought of sex in heaven. It's not a sin to have sex with a wife. It's one of the most powerful bonding experiences the two can have. But yes. We do believe that even though we don't talk much about it because sex is a sacred experience and shouldn't be spoken of lightly.
We do not believe that we are part of the spirit of God. He has His own spirit, coupled with His own body. Just like us. Individual. We do not believe that we "will" become gods, but that by obedience to the commandments of God, we can eventually achieve godhood in the eternities. It is not an instant transformation. Just think how long it will take to achieve all knowledge. That's about the timeline.
dont you also believe you can baptize the dead?
No. We do not baptize the dead. They stay in their graves. We do however perform baptisms FOR the dead by proxy. The soul of the person deceased, witnessing the act from the other side has the choice to accept or reject that baptism.
do latter day saints associate with those who are not of their religion?
I live in San Francisco. I barely associate with lds members.