The Onion Wins Alex Jones' Infowars In Bankruptcy Auction

[Crepitus]

This sounds too good to be true, but it is.

Jones was sued by the Sandy Hook families and was bankrupted by their win in court. So he had to auction his business away.

Since The Onion now owns Infowars, they can continue to post the exact same stories as Alex Jones has.

Gay frogs, people. They are making the frogs gay.

See what I mean? This is an easy lift for The Onion.

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

The satirical news company plans to shutter Jones’ Infowars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

www.nbcnews.com

That's one of the first good things I've heard here this week.

 

[Crepitus]

Here's Alex Jones in July 2001 telling us about Osama bin Laden and predicting 9/11

He predicted some sorta doom every week. He was bound to get one close just on the law of averages.

 

[Failzero]

That's one of the first good things I've heard here this week.

Scandalous auctioneering has sank the Onion deal Infowars is still a stand alone business for now , The Onion deal might be investigated and scuttled .

 

[Crepitus]

Let the Onion do a massive parody of Alex Jones.

A parody of a parody of a human being?

Isn't that like dividing by zero?

 

[Failzero]

Scandalous auctioneering has sank the Onion deal Infowars is still a stand alone business for now , The Onion deal might be investigated and scuttled .

Catch up folks the Onion deal is toast ( The Auction was rigged and it’s under intense scrutiny )

 

[Chillicothe]

Biggest assault on free speech I've ever seen .... in my lifetime....will go down in US History as an assault on the 1st amendment.... a stain on our democracy....

Given the degree and depth of your outrage good poster Rambunctious you should do something about it.
Like maybe buy more maleness, or energy, or focus supplements from Alex?
Help him out, if he is one of your intellectual or moral leaders.

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aldea can not be silenced,,

I'm kinda OK with that. As a spokesperson, thought leader, and role-model for MAGA world......Alex Jones is a perfect fit.
He's like the lead baton-twirler for the Make America Great parade.
When you see Alex you know the MAGA cult is close by.

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No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars.

"Hapless"
"Forgettable man with an already forgotten name"???
In an official press release?
That's gotta leave a mark.
After all, he was on Don Trump's Ellipse stage on January 6th.
But now it is Alex Who?
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Fuck the Marxist families , they can grovel

Well, I dunno about "f*ck" the families.
That seems a tad harsh, poster Zero.
After all, their 6yr old little Mindy's head was blown open.
So, I kinda suspect that the families would gladly grovel if they could get their elementary-school children back safe and whole.
Wouldn't you too, Zero, if your child's head was messily shattered by a school-shooter?
But then, you be you. Every parent is different.

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Soon people will comb over sandy hook and will see it wasn't just some random school shooting.

"Soon..will comb over"???
When?
How soon is your soon?
You do know it was near 13years ago, doncha?

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The Onion deal might be investigated and scuttled .

Keep on top of it, poster Zero, and inform the forum.

The Auction was rigged and it’s under intense scrutiny

"Rigged".....how?
Who?
How do you know?
What are the details?

And "intense scrutiny"?
What do you mean by "intense"?
Define your reference to it, poster Zero, otherwise it is a challenge to understand your thinking. Be more clear.
Thanks in advance.

 

[Failzero]

Given the degree and depth of your outrage good poster Rambunctious you should do something about it.
Like maybe buy more maleness, or energy, or focus supplements from Alex?
Help him out, if he is one of your intellectual or moral leaders.

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I'm kinda OK with that. As a spokesperson, thought leader, and role-model for MAGA world......Alex Jones is a perfect fit.
He's like the lead baton-twirler for the Make America Great parade.
When you see Alex you know the MAGA cult is close by.

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"Hapless"
"Forgettable man with an already forgotten name"???
In an official press release?
That's gotta leave a mark.
After all, he was on Don Trump's Ellipse stage on January 6th.
But now it is Alex Who?
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Well, I dunno about "f*ck" the families.
That seems a tad harsh, poster Zero.
After all, their 6yr old little Mindy's head was blown open.
So, I kinda suspect that the families would gladly grovel if they could get their elementary-school children back safe and whole.
Wouldn't you too, Zero, if your child's head was messily shattered by a school-shooter?
But then, you be you. Every parent is different.

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"Soon..will comb over"???
When?
How soon is your soon?
You do know it was near 13years ago, doncha?

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Keep on top of it, poster Zero, and inform the forum.


"Rigged".....how?
Who?
How do you know?
What are the details?

And "intense scrutiny"?
What do you mean by "intense"?
Define your reference to it, poster Zero, otherwise it is a challenge to understand your thinking. Be more clear.
Thanks in advance.

Banner stories of Deal gettin pulled back on ( The Liberty Daily ) ( Breitbart ) ( Foxsnews Radio ) ..

 

[lafayette]

Fuck you for agitating against the grieving families of the slain children so dishonored by Jones.

Why are you so deranged?

 

[lafayette]

Catch up folks the Onion deal is toast ( The Auction was rigged and it’s under intense scrutiny )

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Fuck you for agitating against the grieving families of the slain children so dishonored by Jones.

Why are you so deranged?

This effort by people like you tell me, Alex Jones was right.

This is just like 9/11

 

[CrusaderFrank]

He predicted some sorta doom every week. He was bound to get one close just on the law of averages.

Yes

Of course

Context

You didn’t even watch the short clip

 

[Chillicothe]

Banner stories of Deal gettin pulled back on

Ummm, ah, Zero......remember ------it was the "Onion" who published it.

Maybe they were zoomin' you, hosin' you, trollin' you?

Just sayin'

But still, it was instructive in that it flushed a couple of the MAGAs for criticizing those dead 6 & 7 year olds for foolishly being in the field of fire.

Good ol'Zero and G.Satan.
If they can't dis on dead elementary-school kids for being, well, dead.......then they got no MAGA chops.


I love this bar!

 

[Failzero]

Ummm, ah, Zero......remember ------it was the "Onion" who published it.

Maybe they were zoomin' you, hosin' you, trollin' you?

Just sayin'

But still, it was instructive in that it flushed a couple of the MAGAs for criticizing those dead 6 & 7 year olds for foolishly being in the field of fire.

Good ol'Zero and G.Satan.
If they can't dis on dead elementary-school kids for being, well, dead.......then they got no MAGA chops.


I love this bar!

Deal is on hold .

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Ummm, ah, Zero......remember ------it was the "Onion" who published it.

Maybe they were zoomin' you, hosin' you, trollin' you?

Just sayin'

But still, it was instructive in that it flushed a couple of the MAGAs for criticizing those dead 6 & 7 year olds for foolishly being in the field of fire.

Good ol'Zero and G.Satan.
If they can't dis on dead elementary-school kids for being, well, dead.......then they got no MAGA chops.


I love this bar!

America. If WEF/Democrat shills aren't naming you in post like this, you're not trying hard enough.

Me

Failzero

 

[ThisIsMe]

Alex Jones defamed sandy hook victims.

True, but was that worth 1.5 billion dollars?

What about the cotus protection against excessive punishment. The fact that you hate Jones doesn't change the fact that this was excessive.

 

[luiza]

Given the degree and depth of your outrage good poster Rambunctious you should do something about it.
Like maybe buy more maleness, or energy, or focus supplements from Alex?
Help him out, if he is one of your intellectual or moral leaders.

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I'm kinda OK with that. As a spokesperson, thought leader, and role-model for MAGA world......Alex Jones is a perfect fit.
He's like the lead baton-twirler for the Make America Great parade.
When you see Alex you know the MAGA cult is close by.

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"Hapless"
"Forgettable man with an already forgotten name"???
In an official press release?
That's gotta leave a mark.
After all, he was on Don Trump's Ellipse stage on January 6th.
But now it is Alex Who?
----------------------------------------------------


Well, I dunno about "f*ck" the families.
That seems a tad harsh, poster Zero.
After all, their 6yr old little Mindy's head was blown open.
So, I kinda suspect that the families would gladly grovel if they could get their elementary-school children back safe and whole.
Wouldn't you too, Zero, if your child's head was messily shattered by a school-shooter?
But then, you be you. Every parent is different.

-----------------------------------------------------------

"Soon..will comb over"???
When?
How soon is your soon?
You do know it was near 13years ago, doncha?

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Keep on top of it, poster Zero, and inform the forum.


"Rigged".....how?
Who?
How do you know?
What are the details?

And "intense scrutiny"?
What do you mean by "intense"?
Define your reference to it, poster Zero, otherwise it is a challenge to understand your thinking. Be more clear.
Thanks in advance.

Where are the victims ?
Fake .
Where are the parents of those alleged victims ?
Fake .
Court case against Alex ?
100% nonsense Theatre .
( Look at it . It defies belief. Except among Sheeple ).
As for the Auction . ROFL .

Long running Fake CIA False Flag to keep whistleblowers silent .

 

[Chillicothe]

"The fact that you have Jones doesn't change the fact that this was excessive."

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What's a 6yr old little girl worth to her parents? Her grandparents?
How many little 6 & 7 year olds were torn apart by those bullets? How many parents, grandparents, siblings were shattered in grief?

How should we quantify the increased pain of a kid's death to his parents?......and then for them to be publicly and stridently termed as liars, fakes, and crisis actors, rather than grief-struck parents?
Maybe that's a calculation that should be factored in when we start fretting about victimized Alex Jones.

I can't imagine a real parent of small children, a responsible parent, condoning Jones's cruelty to those devastated parents.

But you be you, poster ThisMe.

 

[Failzero]

Deal is on hold and under spotlight

 

[Chillicothe]

"Where are the victims ? Fake .
Where are the parents of those alleged victims ? Fake."

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You be you, poster luiza.

It is posters such as luiza and venues such as USMB that add clarity and showcasing for the world's perception of America's nutjob MAGA movement.

6-year old little girls with heads shattered by a bullet? Fake?
Grief struck parents brought to their knees in pain and disbelief? Fake?

So, it is posters such as luiza that posit they will make America great?

You be the judge.

 

[luiza]

Deal is on hold and under spotlight

Alex has done a fine job for his bosses and will be well rewarded .

Six months holiday and he will be back scamming another bunch of Sheeple .

But a great entertainer in small doses .