Dismissed. You’ve been outed. You can’t even keep your argument straight.
I need a smarter group of conservatives to debate.
Alex Jones bites the dust!
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LOL, keep telling yourself that.
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See Tim Heidecker Debut as Host of The Onion's InfoWars
An emergency motion by Alex Jones didn’t stop The Onion from turning over InfoWars to Tim Heidecker, who debuted as host via a livestream.
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Retard. You wrote this: “He never made that claim. Xiden and Rachael Maddow told people of you get the shot you won’t get sick“.
Are you okay? Even by the usual MAGA standards, this is really scraping the bottom. Hope you feel better.
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In other words, your orange douchebag did take credit for the vaccine? Yeah, that was my point. Now, **** off.
Yes they made that claim
Yes indeed:
Alex Jones Humiliated in First Episode After Losing Infowars
Satirical news brand The Onion didn’t hold back in debut diatribe.
Comedian Tim Heidecker posted a first taste of what an Onion-fied Infowars will look like in an “emergency broadcast” late Friday night.
Heidecker began his impersonation of bankrupt Infowars host Alex Jones by claiming he’d made a deal between god and the devil. He then said he was wearing Jones’ skin.
“I am wearing his skin, I have been wearing his skin now for about two weeks. It’s tough skin, it is Texas skin. It’s leathery and Old Spice is the main fragrance, as well as various alcoholic beverages,” Heidecker said.
“Infowars will be coming to you courtesy of me as the creative director and The Onion,” he said as he aped Jones’ ranting, stilted style.
Heidecker’s Jones also claimed they’d developed the technology to extract gold from urine. “Ship it to us, and we’ll be able to extract the gold minerals out of your urine,” he said.
“I don’t know how you get gold in, but we can get it out now.”
He dismissed the legal roadblock still in their way, saying they would continue “to make sure that Alex Jones pays what...the Sandy Hook families are owed.”
“We’ve already won,” Heidecker ranted. “Alex Jones has been kicked off Infowars. If you go to Infowars.com right now, you’ll see it’s a dead site.
“If my satanic ritual, which we began this morning, is any indication, we are confident that we will be victorious.”
He then brandished a wine glass full of red liquid, which he said was “real human blood,” and drank from it.
“Respect! It tastes like blood!... This is adult blood, by the way, I made sure of it.”
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Correct
LOL! Nope..rejecting Trump is not rejecting the Right...and Jones remains as RWNJ as he ever was.
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And your orange douchebag took credit for the vaccine. Let’s see if you can acknowledge that.
You won’t because you’re a ******* MAGA coward. But hey, surprise me.
Of course he did. He made us safer and got people back to work
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And yet you said this: “He never made that claim”.
So you admit you were lying? Well…well… looks like there is hope even for a MAGA retard like you. Thoughts and prayers.
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Someone with something to gain is behind the staged events. Some are not staged, but many are. In case of SH, other than chaos and fear-mongering, one of the goals is advancement of gun control measures.
Yes, I'm familiar with 61.153. What does it have to do with it?
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My bet is that nobody died at SH. It was all a story. The school had not been open for years. Evidence showed that. That's why the company that demolished the school had to sign NDA with local government.
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Who is this someone? Is it the Jews? The liberal, Marxist, Trans-loving Communists? Why hasn't Trump ordered Kash to find out who these people are?.....or is Trump behind this too?
It can be applied to comments people make on social media.
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I neither planned nor executed the events at SH. I am merely an observer.
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Independent Minds See Through Alex Jones as Purposely Making Gun Rights and Anti-Globalism Look Insane
Whoever you blame still had to pay off everybody in the school district to say it happened. There's too much involved in creating such an impossible hoax.
Such accusations actually create paralyzing fear and whiningsubmission to the side they accuse. The real conspiracy is in creating the fantasy that such inferior Diploma Dumbos were promoted for some superior intelligence
In this Terminal America, the rulers in all sectors are either spoiled-putrid Preppies or no-talent brown-nosing Mamas' Boys who had sucked their thumbs in college because they were afraid to grow up.
Paranoia about "Evil geniuses" is an insult to genius. The top is like simple-minded Topsy in Uncle Tom's Cabin, "I jis' growed."
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I even included a news article from Fox News… oh wait…you are a retard and so have issues with reading/comprehension.
Now it all makes sense. My bad trying to argue with a retard.
He never made the claim that of you take the vaccine you can’t get covid or spread the virus
That was President Biden AP FACT CHECK: Biden goes too far in assurances on vaccines
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