Gabe Lackmann
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"The good news is that the top turkey producers in the country are confident that everyone who wants a bird for their Thanksgiving dinner will be able to get one, and a large one will only cost $1 more than last year."
OH! Splendid news...a bird for all!
Oh our great party of plenty!
More proof that the great proletarian revolution has been a success!
Each unit will receive a turkey!
we MUST give thanks to the party, dear leader and the revolution!
Long live the great people's party, dearest leader, and may our great motherland go FORWARD!
This should not be news, and it MOSt certainly should not be considered good news, you fucking idiot!
This s the United States, we should have enough turkeys to feed everyone, and then plug the Hudson.
Fuckin mouth breathing, lefty, asshat.