SweetSue92
Diamond Member
Now listen, I have had The Holy Spirit come to me, and it was in dat eebil Mormon church.
I have also had premonitions that came true and my faith cannot be shaken.
It didn't happen during baptism, it happened during a regular ..Oh man, what do they call it?
Maybe a testimony meeting. No, Sacrament meeting. Like the everyday service and it just happened. It is what it is.
It is actually very sad but this is what they do. When the story seems too outlandish--the rocks, the plates, Jesus teleporting to America, the planet you're going to inhabit with your celestial wife and all your Mormon celestial babies--you're supposed to monitor your own internal state and wait for that "burning in your bosom" or something.
Sad to say, really. God is a God of order. And I don't trust burning bosoms. I had that once after two bowls of zucchini soup--kept me up most of the night. heh