“Why? I'm Confused!" - Iran War Explained for Dummies

[eagle1462010]

But nobody believes that outside of American Munchers .

Some think you are Spoiled Bullies .
Others think you are damaged by a poor education programme .

How do you explain your shocking lack of success?

Splain lack of success?

LMAO

 

[eagle1462010]

Yes! Time to take them from the crazed religious fanatics and white supremacist regime. ISRAEL!!!

Try it.

 

[mudwhistle]

The rescued pilot (or whatever) who waved his star-spangled shorts to attract his rescuers has not been identified which suggests he was part of a failed attempt at seizing Iranian uranium.

Normally such a "hero" would have been plastered all over the US media after such an event.

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

Those aren't military issue skivvies.

 

[georgephillip]

Those aren't military issue skivvies.

Maybe he was never there?

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

 

[Hafar1014]

The rescued pilot (or whatever) who waved his star-spangled shorts to attract his rescuers has not been identified which suggests he was part of a failed attempt at seizing Iranian uranium.

Normally such a "hero" would have been plastered all over the US media after such an event.

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

These pro Iran posts are nuts

 

[mudwhistle]

Maybe he was never there?

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

Maybe this picture is fake Iranian propaganda.

 

[luiza]

The rescued pilot (or whatever) who waved his star-spangled shorts to attract his rescuers has not been identified which suggests he was part of a failed attempt at seizing Iranian uranium.

Normally such a "hero" would have been plastered all over the US media after such an event.

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

YES
It cost them hundreds of millions , if not a couple of billion , and the rescued pilot was just an imaginary character for the cover story .
A dozen planes./ helicopters and at least twenty marines .

You cannot beat the Americans for a Good Loss drama .

 

[georgephillip]

YES
It cost them hundreds of millions , if not a couple of billion , and the rescued pilot was just an imaginary character for the cover story .
A dozen planes./ helicopters and at least twenty marines .

You cannot beat the Americans for a Good Loss drama .

At least this one turned out slightly less of a Good Loss than...

"Operation Eagle Claw (Persian: عملیات پنجه عقاب) was a failed United States Department of Defense attempt to rescue 53 embassy staff held captive by Revolutionary Iran on 24 April 1980..."

"As the US forces prepared to withdraw from Desert One, one of the remaining helicopters crashed into a transport aircraft that contained both servicemen and jet fuel.

"The resulting fire destroyed both aircraft and killed eight servicemen.

"In the context of the Iranian Revolution, Iran's new leader, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, stated that the mission had been stopped by an act of God ('agents of God') who had foiled the US mission in order to protect Iran and its new Islamist government."

Operation Eagle Claw - Wikipedia

 

[georgephillip]

Maybe this picture is fake Iranian propaganda.

Why do you think the Colonel has not been identified?

Second airman in F-15E that was shot down over Iran is rescued safely, U.S. officials say

"Trump said in a separate post on Truth Social that the airman was 'seriously wounded,' adding that he is a 'highly respected Colonel.' A news conference will take place Monday afternoon, he added."

 

[georgephillip]

These pro Iran posts are nuts

Where's the pro-Iran bias in this link?

Downed F-15 backseater waved his stars and stripes boxers to signal his rescuers

 

[kyzr]

Operation Epic Fury U.S. Aircraft Losses Visualized

3 of the F-15s were shot down by US missiles in Kuwait. Not the enemy.

Most of the rest were destroyed on the ground by using Russian satellites to target them.

The Warthog was damaged over Iran but the pilot got back to Kuwait before ejecting.

Only one F15 was shot down by enemy fire, but both crewmen were rescued.

No US airmen KIA over Iran by enemy fire. Outstanding performance by the US Air Force.

 

[georgephillip]

3 of the F-15s were shot down by US missiles in Kuwait. Not the enemy.

How do you know that is not another Pentagon lie?

 

[georgephillip]

Most of the rest were destroyed on the ground by using Russian satellites to target them.

Which sounds like payback for US support for the coup government in Ukraine.

 

[eagle1462010]

How do you know that is not another Pentagon lie?

And who would I believe?? You.

 

[georgephillip]

And who would I believe?? You.

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Based on the Pentagon's history of truth telling, I would suspend judgement on most claims coming from all sides in this conflict, especially the genocidal Jews in Israel.

"Based on records from the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL), the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have been recorded as committing over 10,000 violations of the Lebanon-Israel ceasefire agreement that took effect on November 27, 2024.

"These incidents, documented as of late 2025, span both violations of Lebanese airspace and ground incursions."

GoogleAI Overview

 

[eagle1462010]

Based on the Pentagon's history of truth telling, I would suspend judgement on most claims coming from all sides in this conflict, especially the genocidal Jews in Israel.

"Based on records from the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL), the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) have been recorded as committing over 10,000 violations of the Lebanon-Israel ceasefire agreement that took effect on November 27, 2024.

"These incidents, documented as of late 2025, span both violations of Lebanese airspace and ground incursions."

GoogleAI Overview

Same UN that had workers killing Israelis October 7th.

Pfft

 

[The Duke]

These pro Iran posts are nuts

They're notsomuch pro-Iran as anti- U.S. and Israel.
We need Israel to drone some ISIS in Iran right now.
I am pro-Iranian diaspora. Have known about how it is there for well over a decade.
The people need help there.
Now there's ISIS checkpoints everywhere.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Just so you tards know: This has been coming since 1979.
Every American president since then should have done this, but didn't.
On a positive note, we are better equipped to do it with many fewer casualties now than we were back then.

1979 BC?

 

[kyzr]

How do you know that is not another Pentagon lie?

Because Kuwait is not the enemy, duh.

 

[georgephillip]

Because Kuwait is not the enemy, duh.

Kuwait never lies?

"The Nayirah testimony was false testimony given before the United States Congressional Human Rights Caucus on October 10, 1990, by a 15-year-old Kuwaiti girl who was publicly identified only as Nayirah at the time, and presented herself as having been a volunteer nurse at a Kuwaiti hospital at the time of the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait.

"In her testimony, which took place two months after the invasion, she claimed to have witnessed Iraqi soldiers taking premature babies out of incubators in a maternity ward before looting the incubators and leaving the babies to die on the floor."

Nayirah testimony - Wikipedia