I think passengers should be allowed to be armed so that one of them could have blasted their way into the cockpit, shot the raghead pilot, hauled his carcasse out of the seat and sat down, admitted with an ironic quip and raised eyebrow to the attractive flight attendant that I (erm...HE) had no idea how to fly these things, managed to get it down onto the runway with instructions from the tower but skidding uncontrollably with the me (umm..the heroic passenger) wrestling the controls all the way until it came to rest teetering over a precipice in eery silence.
Then, after a few seconds, one of the wings would drop off and the passengers would erupt into cheers.
Phew!