Shakespeare’s birthplace to be decolonised after ‘white supremacy’ fears

[el midgetron]

Bill Crosby raped some bitches while wearing that same sweater. Just saying.

 

[JGalt]

So some guy has what's thought to be a priceless portrait of Shakespeare..

William Shakespeare image quest featured in Netflix documentary

 

[Bootneck]

So there's an English class, and each kid has to memorize a stanza of Shakespeare. Johnny's stanza reads as follows:

Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare



So Johnny is at home, practicing and practicing...



"Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare"



Well, the big day comes, and Johnny is nervously standing in front of the class. He begins:



"Hark! I think I heard a shistle pop.... An Apostle shit...

Yonder lies a fair maiden with soap in her hole.

I think I'll kiss her snatch and sneak off into the woods.

By William Snakeshit... horseshit ... bullshit

Ah, fuck it. I never wanted to learn Shakespeare anyway."

 

[ShahdagMountains]

So there's an English class, and each kid has to memorize a stanza of Shakespeare. Johnny's stanza reads as follows:

Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare



So Johnny is at home, practicing and practicing...



"Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.

Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.

I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.

By William Shakespeare"



Well, the big day comes, and Johnny is nervously standing in front of the class. He begins:



"Hark! I think I heard a shistle pop.... An Apostle shit...

Yonder lies a fair maiden with soap in her hole.

I think I'll kiss her snatch and sneak off into the woods.

By William Snakeshit... horseshit ... bullshit

Ah, fuck it. I never wanted to learn Shakespeare anyway."

See what you can do with this one.

Bottom from A Midsummer’s Night’s Dream said:

I have had a most rare vision. I have had a​

dream past the wit of man to say what dream it was.​

Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. (IV.i.)​

 

[JGalt]

Wait....this one has gone full-retard. Shakespeare was a "black woman."

 

[ShahdagMountains]

Wait....this one has gone full-retard. Shakespeare was a "black woman."

Did they ever get on to non binary?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Once again confected outrage from morons fed lying storiesby the right wing press.
The article explains it better but it is probably too nuanced for you dickheads.
I doubt any of you have been to see a shakespeare play. Or any play come to that.

Shakespeare Birthplace Trust vows to stay ‘radical’ amid decolonisation row - Arts Professional

The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticism for a project exploring the impact of empire on its collections. Rachael North, who has held the role on an interim basis since 2024...

www.artsprofessional.co.uk

 

[ShahdagMountains]

Once again confected outrage from morons fed lying storiesby the right wing press.
The article explains it better but it is probably too nuanced for you dickheads.
I doubt any of you have been to see a shakespeare play. Or any play come to that.

Shakespeare Birthplace Trust vows to stay ‘radical’ amid decolonisation row - Arts Professional

The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticism for a project exploring the impact of empire on its collections. Rachael North, who has held the role on an interim basis since 2024...

www.artsprofessional.co.uk

Why are you so nasty?

 

[Bootneck]

Once again confected outrage from morons fed lying storiesby the right wing press.
The article explains it better but it is probably too nuanced for you dickheads.
I doubt any of you have been to see a shakespeare play. Or any play come to that.

Shakespeare Birthplace Trust vows to stay ‘radical’ amid decolonisation row - Arts Professional

The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticism for a project exploring the impact of empire on its collections. Rachael North, who has held the role on an interim basis since 2024...

www.artsprofessional.co.uk

Absolutely hilarious seeing Tainted calling others morons and dickheads!
I guess if Tommy pulled his head out of his ass he would be decolonised!

 

[el midgetron]

 

[el midgetron]

When racists made you a fatty….



Translation, “I can’t figure out how to lose weight”. The struggle is real but FFS there is a mountain of literature on weight loss.