el midgetron
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Bill Crosby raped some bitches while wearing that same sweater. Just saying.
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So there's an English class, and each kid has to memorize a stanza of Shakespeare. Johnny's stanza reads as follows:
Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.
Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.
I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.
By William Shakespeare
So Johnny is at home, practicing and practicing...
"Hark! I think I heard a pistol shot.
Yonder lies a fair maiden with hope in her soul.
I think I'll snatch a kiss and sneak off into the woods.
By William Shakespeare"
Well, the big day comes, and Johnny is nervously standing in front of the class. He begins:
"Hark! I think I heard a shistle pop.... An Apostle shit...
Yonder lies a fair maiden with soap in her hole.
I think I'll kiss her snatch and sneak off into the woods.
By William Snakeshit... horseshit ... bullshit
Ah, **** it. I never wanted to learn Shakespeare anyway."
Wait....this one has gone full-retard. Shakespeare was a "black woman."
www.artsprofessional.co.uk
Once again confected outrage from morons fed lying storiesby the right wing press.
The article explains it better but it is probably too nuanced for you dickheads.
I doubt any of you have been to see a shakespeare play. Or any play come to that.
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Shakespeare Birthplace Trust vows to stay ‘radical’ amid decolonisation row - Arts Professional
The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticismwww.artsprofessional.co.uk

Absolutely hilarious seeing Tainted calling others morons and dickheads!Once again confected outrage from morons fed lying storiesby the right wing press.
The article explains it better but it is probably too nuanced for you dickheads.
I doubt any of you have been to see a shakespeare play. Or any play come to that.
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Shakespeare Birthplace Trust vows to stay ‘radical’ amid decolonisation row - Arts Professional
The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticismwww.artsprofessional.co.uk
some accuse him of being a dwep .... a dead white European poet .... or so ....Shakespeare was an indigenous Englishman.
He wasn't a colonist.
How could he colonize his own country?
This is one woman's crusade against the empire which once controlled the entire world. She must be a radical feminist. Shakespeare had never travelled extensively himself and his plays had nothing to do with the empire.
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The chief executive of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has vowed to continue taking an “absolutely radical” approach to inclusivity following media criticism for a project exploring the impact of empire on its collections.
Rachael North, who has held the role on an interim basis since 2024, said she had been “really shocked” by the level of online abuse the coverage had prompted towards her and some trustees.
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Rachael North Announced as Permanent CEO of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust
The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust has announced the appointment of Rachael North as its new CEO.www.shakespeare.org.uk