Sex Weapon

[Lumpy 1]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

 

[JW Frogen]

This is where the doctrine of pre-emption is all important, you must have more than one woman. Either that or superlative masterbation skills.

DO NOT willingly fall into the monogamy trap, you will have no chance of survival!

 

[blastoff]

I never refer to mine as a weapon.

The luscious lollipop...the pretty pink persuader...the tasty tongue depressor...the multiples inducer...but never a weapon. It's the old you get a lot farther with honey than vinegar thing.

 

[uscitizen]

So avoid vinegar based douches?

I thought they were used to keep the flies away?

 

[Lumpy 1]

This is where the doctrine of pre-emption is all important, you must have more than one woman. Either that or superlative masterbation skills.

DO NOT willingly fall into the monogamy trap, you will have no chance of survival!

Part of the reason to get married is so you don't have to go around sniffing it out all the time, although that is fun.

 

[ABikerSailor]

A good stock of porn, some beer, and a few tissues.

Nope........don't really need a woman, I have opposable thumbs.

As far as falling into the monogamy trap? Did it once, and had to buy back my bachelor's card. Fucker is EXPENSIVE to get back, and I'm not gonna hock it again for some cheap slut with a push up bra.

If she wants to be around me, she's gotta grow a brain and a personality. Looks, not so much, because if a woman can make you laugh and feel loved, you really don't need the in and out to make things work.

 

[Sherry]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

Yeah, I guess some women will take advantage of the fact that most men will do just about anything for a piece of ass.

 

[Lumpy 1]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

Yeah, I guess some women will take advantage of the fact that most men will do just about anything for a piece of ass.

Ass first, think later.. yup

Sexual man..ipulation, Some not all.. acquire their desired commitment.. the games begin..

 

[blastoff]

As I've said before, the person who invents a robot with functioning replications of certain female body parts is gonna make a fortune. Move over, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, this seat's reserved for a real high roller.

 

[uscitizen]

If it runs on windows it will not be as good as the biological model.

 

[keee keee]

it's the weapon of choice used by wives and girl friends. like that old joke why do women have female parts Answer so men would talk to them!!!

 

[uscitizen]

Can we just get mute switches on the bio models?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Happy wife = happy life! If Mama isn't happy then nobody is happy. Pretty simple to understand.

 

[uscitizen]

Happy wife = happy life! If Mama isn't happy then nobody is happy. Pretty simple to understand.

Yep why I have no need of a fulltimer.

 

[xsited1]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

If the man treats his wife with love and respect and that still happens, time to get some counseling. If that doesn't work, time to move on.

 

[uscitizen]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

If the man treats his wife with love and respect and that still happens, time to get some counseling. If that doesn't work, time to move on.

Yep but if you have children you are never free of them. A divorced wife seems to live for hundreds of years....

 

[Lumpy 1]

Happy wife = happy life! If Mama isn't happy then nobody is happy. Pretty simple to understand.

Exactly, if you get lucky or wait until the right one comes along, it's really a great deal.

It seems BBD and I are well adjusted (trained) and understanding of how it works best.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Happy wife = happy life! If Mama isn't happy then nobody is happy. Pretty simple to understand.

Exactly, if you get lucky or wait until the right one comes along, it's really a great deal.

It seems BBD and I are well adjusted (trained) and understanding of how it works best.

Being married isn't so hard to grasp if you're a guy. I learned early in my marriage a few tips I shall pass along to the rest of you fellas. These things seem to work well for me:

(1) Always put the toilet seat down when you are finished. I don't know why but it just seems quieter around here when I remember to do that.

(2) If you hear your name - your full name - being called a little louder than normal conversation, always, always answer by saying "Yes, dear?"

(3) If you have a squabble, early on in the heated squabble, ask if you have any chance of winning said squabble. If the answer is "No" just said, "I didn't think so. Come on. Let me take you out to dinner someplace nice." Instant end of squabble.

(4) Try never to squabble on a Saturday night. That is, if you have an interest in getting lucky on this particular Saturday night.

(5) For some reason you are always though of in high regard if you bring home some unexpected jewelry - especially anything with a diamond in it.

(6) Wash the dishes, without being asked to do so, at least once a month. Seems like I get lucky more on these evenings then on average without hinting or outright asking.

Just a few things that keep life interesting here at the dog house.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Happy wife = happy life! If Mama isn't happy then nobody is happy. Pretty simple to understand.

Exactly, if you get lucky or wait until the right one comes along, it's really a great deal.

It seems BBD and I are well adjusted (trained) and understanding of how it works best.

Being married isn't so hard to grasp if you're a guy. I learned early in my marriage a few tips I shall pass along to the rest of you fellas. These things seem to work well for me:

(1) Always put the toilet seat down when you are finished. I don't know why but it just seems quieter around here when I remember to do that.

(2) If you hear your name - your full name - being called a little louder than normal conversation, always, always answer by saying "Yes, dear?"

(3) If you have a squabble, early on in the heated squabble, ask if you have any chance of winning said squabble. If the answer is "No" just said, "I didn't think so. Come on. Let me take you out to dinner someplace nice." Instant end of squabble.

(4) Try never to squabble on a Saturday night. That is, if you have an interest in getting lucky on this particular Saturday night.

(5) For some reason you are always though of in high regard if you bring home some unexpected jewelry - especially anything with a diamond in it.

(6) Wash the dishes, without being asked to do so, at least once a month. Seems like I get lucky more on these evenings then on average without hinting or outright asking.

Just a few things that keep life interesting here at the dog house.

I'd just add a #7, do an occasional laundry load, especially if your clothes are greasy or caked with mud. Oh heck, #8 bring her flowers or her favorite sweets for no particular reason.

 

[dink]

While not having much experience with this problem. I've heard that many women use their delivery of sex as a weapon to get their men to toe the line. Basically.. do what I require or no sex. I hear men complain about this fairly regularly.

I recall having this problem when I was single, years ago, but that was different, I just took it as a bad sign and moved on.

OMG! All this power is going to go right to my head....