You dare ask the Rock what the state of the Union is? Mr. Speaker, how about you tell everyone else what you think the state of the Union is.
Well Mr. Presi....
It doesn't matter what you think the state of the Union is, because the Rock is about to tell you. The Union is weak! Because we got too many of you jabrones who won't get off your lazy duffs and start getting things done! If the Rock has said it once, the Rock has said it a hundred times. You've got too much damn spending going on! And you need to drop it like it's hot if you want the Rock to sign any of the bills you send to the Rock's desk. And while you're at it, you need to get rid some of these damn taxes too. You tax gasoline, you tax a dead guy's will, you tax the food right out of people's mouths. You even got taxes on the people's elbow and the people's eyebrow. So you better read....the Rock's lips....Either fix the Rock's tax code, or fix the Rock's boot turned sideways up your candy asses.
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLL, what the Rock. Is. Cooking.