Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

[xsited1]

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[CrusaderFrank]

Wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[xotoxi]

UNCANNY!!!

 

[xsited1]

...

Butterface. Good thing she had her face covered!

Here's a good one:

 

[Ringel05]

From the Hollywood Grind:

Sarah Jessica Parker recently topped Maxim’s ugliest women top ten list, which included Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and Sandra Oh (Oh Oh Oh). Parker said:

“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”

She forgot to mention she’ll wake up tomorrow and she’ll still be rich, and married to a good looking Matthew Broderick. Parker is comfortable with who she is, and I find that sexy. It’s the beauty on the inside that counts the most.

 

[xotoxi]

From the Hollywood Grind:

Sarah Jessica Parker recently topped Maxim’s ugliest women top ten list, which included Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and Sandra Oh (Oh Oh Oh). Parker said:

“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”

She forgot to mention she’ll wake up tomorrow and she’ll still be rich, and married to a good looking Matthew Broderick. Parker is comfortable with who she is, and I find that sexy. It’s the beauty on the inside that counts the most.

Ringelberry...you think that Matthew Broderick is good looking?

I wouldn't know because I'm not GAY.

 

[Ringel05]

From the Hollywood Grind:

Sarah Jessica Parker recently topped Maxim’s ugliest women top ten list, which included Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and Sandra Oh (Oh Oh Oh). Parker said:

“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old ’sticks and stones’ philosophy, so frankly their words don’t come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don’t think I’m sexy. I don’t think I am, either.”

She forgot to mention she’ll wake up tomorrow and she’ll still be rich, and married to a good looking Matthew Broderick. Parker is comfortable with who she is, and I find that sexy. It’s the beauty on the inside that counts the most.

Ringelberry...you think that Matthew Broderick is good looking?

I wouldn't know because I'm not GAY.

Botoxi, I didn't write it, I just posted it.
(I assume it was written by a -weird - female, but who knows?!)

 

[Jay Canuck]

Like xsited1 never fucked an ugly horse!

 

[Ringel05]

Like xsited1 never fucked an ugly horse!

When's the last time you looked in a mirror?

 

[Jay Canuck]

about ten minutes ago while pissing all over the offices toilet seat.

 

[Ringel05]

about ten minutes ago while pissing all over the offices toilet seat.

Still haven't learned to use non French convenience stations, eh.

 

[Jay Canuck]

it's a unisex bathroom so why should I care?

 

[Ringel05]

it's a unisex bathroom so why should I care?

Typical Canuck!

 

[Xenophon]

She is quite the hag.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' oats.

 

[Oddball]

 

[Xenophon]

Mr Ed says...

"I'd hit it."

 

[xsited1]

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' oats.

Which one? The one on the right or the left?

 

[Xenophon]

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' oats.

Which one? The one on the right or the left?

Both.

 

[noose4]

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eatin' oats.

or Sarah Jessica Parker either.