remember when?

[Pennywise]

Remember going to bed so tired from playing all day, that you went out like a light and didn't wake til morning? Feeling refreshed and ready for more.

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when a "tv show" had nothing to do with whiny, pampered, narcissistic wives or a bunch of unfunny guys who could double as the poster boys for disposable razor blades???

Rosanne and Married With Children signaled the end of the sitcom.

I'm witcha 100% on Roseanne — but the Married ... With Children part has me kinda confused, bro.

I loved that show.

Remember when "spiders" were just creepy things you didn't want around your person — not your website???

MWC was the beginning of trash on television. Amoral, mean-spirited.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Remember when you could walk out of the office and ignore it entirely until you arrived back the next day?

 

[Derideo_Te]

Remember when you had to find a pay phone when you wanted to let them know that you would be late?

 

[shart_attack]

Remember when the ranks of every American extended family didn't have a drug dealer???

 

[Derideo_Te]

Remember when you fell off your bicycle because you were going too fast and you skinned your hands, knees and elbows?

 

[shart_attack]

Remember when we Americans didn't feel any need to worry about our government's snooping through our mail, listening to our calls or watching us change clothes?

 

[Sherry]

Remember when people had to get off their butts to change the channel and adjust the rabbit ears??

 

[shart_attack]

Remember when "pride" was a word associated merely with self- or group-respect, and not a bunch of people flamboyantly prancing around naked on main street???

 

[shart_attack]

Remember when a "bullet" was something from which you knew it was in your best interest to stay far away — not something you had to read at the office while sipping your morning coffee every day???

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when you had to use a *hand screwdriver to install wood screws?

*Men's forearms are now 75% less manly.

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when you could smoke cigarettes in more places than you couldn't?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when you could drink and drive, so long as you didn't break some other law?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when girls were too demure to cuss?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when chivalry was expected?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when Kathy Griffin was funny?

Me neither.

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when stewardesses were hot, friendly and courteous?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when video arcades were the rage?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when you knew everyone who lived on your street?

 

[Pennywise]

Remember when fast food was a rare treat?