Question about Noah.

[Ellipsis]

There is no such thing as the "word of the gods". The bibles were written by men with no input, direction or narration by any of the christian gawds.

The bibles are clearly and inarguably books written by men.

Of course they were written by men. The whole god meme is our species reaching for the next evolutionary step.

 

[Taz]

So, does anyone know how roos got from Australia to Noah's boat and back?

 

[PostmodernProph]

if I'm a pimp., does it mean you're working for me now?......

Is Taz your bottom *****?

certainly the least productive......

 

[Ellipsis]

So, does anyone know how roos got from Australia to Noah's boat and back?

Yeah, they never left because Noah's flood was a local event that never touched Australia.

 

[Taz]

So, does anyone know how roos got from Australia to Noah's boat and back?

Yeah, they never left because Noah's flood was a local event that never touched Australia.

Heard that already and you're wrong. Next.

 

[sealybobo]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

This is how we know the Noah's ark story is bs. Not only did the Chinese exist before during and after the supposed flood that wiped out all the people on earth, so did the Egyptian, Peruvian, mosopotamians and Sumerian people.

Maybe there was just a flood in Noah's part of the world. Maybe it was just his people who were wicked. White people!

Now here's when whites will admit Noah and Jesus were most likely arabs

 

[sealybobo]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

Here's the answer to the question:

Genesis 6:19, "And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

Two of EVERY FLESH, male and female.

So they brought two Chinese two Mexicans etc? They were just other animals white Noah packed? That makes sense

 

[deanrd]

The Tower of Babel, of course. When God made everyone speak different languages, He also made them all different races and sent them all over the world.

When a story simply doesn't make sense, just insert the phrase "God did it" and it'll all work out.

True story.

Just ask the Republicans who think college is bad for America.

 

[sealybobo]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

Here's the answer to the question:

Genesis 6:19, "And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

Two of EVERY FLESH, male and female.

No, that does not address the question of where various ethnicities came from after god drowned everyone except drunken Noah and his family.

Noah and his family were not "of every sort".

Of course it does. See blacks and yellows and reds and browns aren't really people after all, just the blonde haired, blue eyed whites. So the takeaway is that Noah and sons are people, minorities aren't and thus racism and slavery and genocide aren't really crimes against people at all because minorities aren't people.

The Bible has all the answers.

Genesis 1:27, "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

Things to note about the above verse:

a) God created males and females (note the plural).
b) God created males and females simultaneously.
c) God "created" them. Keep the word "created" in mind. That's to say that they were created fiat by the power of His Word.

Then we have the account of Adam and how he was "formed" (note the word "formed" which is different than "created") from the dust (a pre-existing substance).

Genesis 2:7, "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

"Created" = the Hebrew word "bara'" Stong's Concordance word #H1254
"Formed" = the Hebrew word "yatsar" Strong's Concordance word #H3335

So "blacks and yellows and reds and browns" ARE really people but just of a different line than Adam and his posterity.

We need to redo the art we draw showing Noah putting two Chinese, two giraffe, two blacks, two lions, two Arabs, two elephant

 

[sealybobo]

So "blacks and yellows and reds and browns" ARE really people but just of a different line than Adam and his posterity.

So when the Bible says God drowned everybody but Noah and sons, it really didn't mean everybody but Noah and sons. It really mean, everybody but Noah and sons and all those minorities cause they aren't really the people from Adam.

Note the reason for the flood. God had been rejected and the world had turned to debauchery. God saw that it was time to clean up the mess. Also note that all the animals were also drowned in the flood (except for two of every unclean and seven of every clean). So it's not hard to accept that two of every kind of human were saved from the flood along with Noah, his wife, his three sons, and their wives. God kept them all alive to start over with a clean slate.

I told you these stories have been embellished over time. We we're told it was just Noah and family now it sounds like the love boat cruise ship

 

[ScienceRocks]

The shit that piled up to the ceiling must have been really bad for Noah.

 

[yiostheoy]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

Old thread -- same foolish questions.

 

[yiostheoy]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

This is how we know the Noah's ark story is bs. Not only did the Chinese exist before during and after the supposed flood that wiped out all the people on earth, so did the Egyptian, Peruvian, mosopotamians and Sumerian people.

Maybe there was just a flood in Noah's part of the world. Maybe it was just his people who were wicked. White people!

Now here's when whites will admit Noah and Jesus were most likely arabs

Why did you resurrect this foolishness?

Moses decided he needed a flood story for his book.

So he took one he heard about from the Egyptian scribes attributed to Gilgamesh.

 

[Votto]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

The monkeys stupid.

 

[Votto]

It is with 100% certainty that the flood in Genesis references a real flood event. After all, to even know what a flood is one would need to have a point of reference. In fact, all ancient cultures in that region had a flood myth, even though they deviated from each other in some form or fashion.

So the bigger question becomes, how big was it? Did it merely cover the known world in that region or was it really world wide?

 

[sealybobo]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

This is how we know the Noah's ark story is bs. Not only did the Chinese exist before during and after the supposed flood that wiped out all the people on earth, so did the Egyptian, Peruvian, mosopotamians and Sumerian people.

Maybe there was just a flood in Noah's part of the world. Maybe it was just his people who were wicked. White people!

Now here's when whites will admit Noah and Jesus were most likely arabs

Why did you resurrect this foolishness?

Moses decided he needed a flood story for his book.

So he took one he heard about from the Egyptian scribes attributed to Gilgamesh.

I though how it must feel to be Chinese. To have a well documented history that goes back farther than the Noah story. Then to read how this flood wiped out every human on earth yet your history somehow doesn't remember this flood.

So we know it's just another allegory. Next

And should I have started another Noah thread? Do you get paid more the more threads that are started?

 

[sealybobo]

It is with 100% certainty that the flood in Genesis references a real flood event. After all, to even know what a flood is one would need to have a point of reference. In fact, all ancient cultures in that region had a flood myth, even though they deviated from each other in some form or fashion.

So the bigger question becomes, how big was it? Did it merely cover the known world in that region or was it really world wide?

The Egyptian Chinese Mesopotamia Peruvian and sumarian didn't document it and the took good records.

 

[Taz]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

Here's the answer to the question:

Genesis 6:19, "And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

Two of EVERY FLESH, male and female.

So they brought two Chinese two Mexicans etc? They were just other animals white Noah packed? That makes sense

Too bad they didn't pick some smarter black peeps.

 

[sealybobo]

If there was a flood and Noah didn't have any asians or blacks on his boat, where did all the asians and blacks come from?

Here's the answer to the question:

Genesis 6:19, "And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female."

Two of EVERY FLESH, male and female.

So they brought two Chinese two Mexicans etc? They were just other animals white Noah packed? That makes sense

Too bad they didn't pick some smarter black peeps.

And whites! Even Asians. Think about it. Kim Jungs ancestor was on that boat.

But so was my forefathers.

Why did god wipe the earth of assholes just to repopulate it with new assholes?

 

[sealybobo]

So "blacks and yellows and reds and browns" ARE really people but just of a different line than Adam and his posterity.

So when the Bible says God drowned everybody but Noah and sons, it really didn't mean everybody but Noah and sons. It really mean, everybody but Noah and sons and all those minorities cause they aren't really the people from Adam.

Note the reason for the flood. God had been rejected and the world had turned to debauchery. God saw that it was time to clean up the mess. Also note that all the animals were also drowned in the flood (except for two of every unclean and seven of every clean). So it's not hard to accept that two of every kind of human were saved from the flood along with Noah, his wife, his three sons, and their wives. God kept them all alive to start over with a clean slate.

First of all, it's a fairy tale in that we don't actually know exactly when this event occurred

The question as to exactly when Noah’s Flood occurred has seen a variety of different answers from scholars through the years. The only possible way such a date could be obtained is if the documented evidence which exists provides enough clues to pinpoint the event.

Lets say we agree Noah happened 3000 bc.

The Liangzhu culture (3400–2250 BC) was the last Neolithic jade culture in the Yangtze River Delta of China. The culture was highly stratified, as jade, silk, ivory and lacquer artifacts were found exclusively in elite burials, while pottery was more commonly found in the burial plots of poorer individuals.

There is no documentation in their history of a flood wiping out the Liangzhu culture. How do you explain this?