DrLove
Diamond Member
Did our Owl pal skip the biscuits and gravy? What about fried cheesy grits?? Hell, with a little luck, our Owl pal will end up fit as a fiddle, just like Wimpy the orange hamberder feller!Heart attack on a plate first thing in the morning, leaving your sitting on your ass for the rest of the morning while all of that fat slowly digests and clogs your arteries. Definitely an "American man's" designed to leave you fat and impotent. This is why Viagara is the biggest selling drug in America.
Instead of a high energy breakfast to fuel your morning, like oatmeal with fruit and yoghurt, or pancakes or waffles with fruit and syrup. You opted for a breakfast designed to slow you down and make you sluggish. Did you have a cigarette after you finished?
With all your talk of "manliness", given your diet, I'm willing it's been a good many years since you've had any "morning wood".