Keep Off the 'Shrooms
(The Revelation of John the Divine)
Munching on some mushrooms, suddenly...
I saw a beast rise up out of the sea
with seven heads, ten horns (on each a crown),
and on the heads the name of blasphemy.
The pelt was kind of like a leopard's, brown
and spotted up; but oddly, looking down,
I saw his feet were much more like a bear's,
then up again to see a lion's frown!
Some dragon gave him power and an air
of great authority upon a chair,
because, I think, of his horrendous scar --
a wound that must have left him dead, I swear!
The world began to marvel, near and far,
and worship both the dragon and the scarred.
"Who's like this beast!", I heard somebody say,
"Can anyone defeat this Mourning Star?!"
And then was given him a certain way
to speak abominations night and day
to anyone with ears with which to hear
the blasphemies he wanted to convey:
"Who leads into captivity
shall go into captivity!
Who lives by clinging to the sword
shall perish by the ringing sword!
Here is the patience and the faith of saints!"
And then I saw another beast was coming from the earth,
with horns of lamb or ram descent, a voice of dragon birth,
he exercised the power of the first to break the seal,
and caused the Earth to worship one whose deadly wound was healed.
He conjured fire in the sky within the sight of men,
deceiving them to spread the word to every nation's kin.
For great or small, and rich or poor, and free or bond alike,
the time had come to take a mark or die on hunger strike;
for nobody could buy or sell without that little mark
within their brows or in their hands, embracing in The Dark
the name or number of the beast (whichever one they picked)
numeric'ly denoted as "six hundred, sixty-six".
Then waking from that juicy trip, a final vision came to me:
the purple vomit, blowing chunks of funky mushrooms by the sea.