Oh boo hoo. Olsteen isn't getting donations so he got 4.4mil loan

[ding]

God loves predictable surprises. He created them.

Like deformed babies?

Sure. Why not?

You've officially given up.

If that's how you need to see it, please be my guest.

Was it your pastor who convinced you to be a wet noodle? Or did you just get tired of being wrong?

I don't have a pastor. So I guess I come by being a wet noodle naturally.

 

[ding]

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Don't you try to pretend
It's my feeling we'll win in the end
I won't harm you or touch your defenses
Vanity and security

Don't you forget about me
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Going to take you apart
I'll put us back together at heart, baby

Don't you forget about me
Don't don't don't don't
Don't you forget about me

As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
Oh will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on, call my name
Will you call my name?

I say:
La la la...

 

[Taz]

God loves predictable surprises. He created them.

Like deformed babies?

Sure. Why not?

You've officially given up.

If that's how you need to see it, please be my guest.

Was it your pastor who convinced you to be a wet noodle? Or did you just get tired of being wrong?

I don't have a pastor. So I guess I come by being a wet noodle naturally.

So you must be the pastor then. Is your church called something like The Wacky Walnut congregation?

 

[ding]

God loves predictable surprises. He created them.

Like deformed babies?

Sure. Why not?

You've officially given up.

If that's how you need to see it, please be my guest.

Was it your pastor who convinced you to be a wet noodle? Or did you just get tired of being wrong?

I don't have a pastor. So I guess I come by being a wet noodle naturally.

So you must be the pastor then. Is your church called something like The Wacky Walnut congregation?

Nope. Not a pastor. Swing and a miss. Strike two! Try again.

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

 

[Taz]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

Complex systems fail in spectacular fashion. When you are in the middle of experiencing one of those marvelous failures you will probably ask yourself why this had to happen to you. All you have to do is to look into the mirror for the answer. KISS.

 

[Taz]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

 

[james bond]

The gardener who only gets 1 seed out of 77 to germinate is a total loser.

Maybe you need more fertilizer to grow Taz. The others get sunshine, water, food, and a little love and blossom.

So why would god get only 1 seed out of 77 to grow? Is he a loser?

Those who don't trust God are. Do you trust him or are you a loser?

 

[Taz]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Simpleton Rock.

 

[Taz]

The gardener who only gets 1 seed out of 77 to germinate is a total loser.

Maybe you need more fertilizer to grow Taz. The others get sunshine, water, food, and a little love and blossom.

So why would god get only 1 seed out of 77 to grow? Is he a loser?

Those who don't trust God are. Do you trust him or are you a loser?

I don't know if god is real or not yet. You'd think god would care about that... and the other 76 seeds that didn't come up.

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Simpleton Rock.

I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.

 

[Taz]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Simpleton Rock.

I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.

Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?

 

[james bond]

The gardener who only gets 1 seed out of 77 to germinate is a total loser.

Maybe you need more fertilizer to grow Taz. The others get sunshine, water, food, and a little love and blossom.

So why would god get only 1 seed out of 77 to grow? Is he a loser?

Those who don't trust God are. Do you trust him or are you a loser?

I don't know if god is real or not yet. You'd think god would care about that... and the other 76 seeds that didn't come up.

Yes, God cares very, very, very much about it as he himself said as much, but not the 76 that didn't come up. You want God to do everything. Even 76 seeds who don't come up can be right as judged.

Will Joel Osteen enter the kingdom of heaven?

"The Young Rich Man

Why do you call Me good?” Jesus replied. “No one is good except God alone. You know the commandments: ‘Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not bear false witness, do not cheat others, honor your father and mother.’”

“Teacher,” he replied, “all these I have kept from my youth.”

Jesus looked at him, loved him, and said to him, “There is one thing you lack: Go, sell everything you own and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow Me.”

But the man was saddened by these words and went away in sorrow, because he had great wealth.

Then Jesus looked around and said to His disciples, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God!”

And the disciples were amazed at His words.

But Jesus said to them again, “Children, how hard it is to enter the kingdom of God! It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Mark 10:18-24

 

[hjmick]

Living around Houston I can say I have never liked the guy and will never donate to his Church so he can live a lavish lifestyle...

Is this the putz whose GODautorium is in the old Houston Summit? I remember when that place opened in 1975... Home of the Rockets. The first concert was The Who...

My family lived out near Westbury Square...

 

[ding]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Simpleton Rock.

I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.

Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?

You type like you are British.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Living around Houston I can say I have never liked the guy and will never donate to his Church so he can live a lavish lifestyle...

Is this the putz whose GODautorium is in the old Houston Summit? I remember when that place opened in 1975... Home of the Rockets. The first concert was The Who...

My family lived out near Westbury Square...

Yep, and the individual is a puts!

 

[Taz]

Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...

Simple Minds. Ya, that's you.

100% KISS

I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.

Kiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.

Keep It Simple Stupid

Simpleton Rock.

I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.

Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?

You type like you are British.

Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.