james bond
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Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
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Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
It explains so much.Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.You type like you are British.Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.Simpleton Rock.Keep It Simple StupidKiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.100% KISSSimple Minds. Ya, that's you.Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...
I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.
If god doesn't care about people who would like him to reach out to them, well, a bigger loser there couldn't be. Well, aside from your baboon ass.
It's means that KISS stands for the cheesy rock band.It explains so much.Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.You type like you are British.Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.Simpleton Rock.Keep It Simple StupidKiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.100% KISSSimple Minds. Ya, that's you.Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...
I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.
If god can see through me, because you obviously can't, he'd know that I genuinely would like a real sign from god. Who wouldn't? So I have a sense of humour, so what? God does too, I'm sure.If god doesn't care about people who would like him to reach out to them, well, a bigger loser there couldn't be. Well, aside from your baboon ass.
lol... You are assuming that God wants you to reach out to him or that he will reach out to you.
I will tell you something. Try to hear.
God wants you to reach out to him as much as you would want an unwashed bum muttering gibberish, dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit showing up at your wedding...
If you want to reach out to God to be healed, don't knock on his door dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit. If you do the doorman will throw you out on your ass into the darkness where there is only wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The only thing that you are right about is that God must not care about your petulant whining.
He probably noticed that your only true interest is derision. You find humor in this, like the hopelessly insane cackling at their own pathetic aberrations.
I see through you. Don't you think that God can? Fool.
Why not? Rich peeps aren't usually allowed in?Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
Being rich disqualifies you from heaven? So I have no chance no matter what I do?Why not? Rich peeps aren't usually allowed in?Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
I'm disappointed in that answer. It should've been something like, "I dunno because I'm still waiting for the evidence."
Instead, you think he'll make it .
And Mohammed was a pedophile and camel kisser. Now THAT'S a complaint, lol.Ya, Jesus was gay. Well, not a complaint, more like an observation.Come now, I'm sure you would have something else to complain about Christianity.look at falwell jr...millions donated to trump causes from liberty university to pay back covering up his sex scandal
trump and his ilk have damn near killed christianity
Being rich disqualifies you from heaven? So I have no chance no matter what I do?Why not? Rich peeps aren't usually allowed in?Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
I'm disappointed in that answer. It should've been something like, "I dunno because I'm still waiting for the evidence."
Instead, you think he'll make it .
When i die, I'm going to be giving everything to poorer people, my children.Being rich disqualifies you from heaven? So I have no chance no matter what I do?Why not? Rich peeps aren't usually allowed in?Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
I'm disappointed in that answer. It should've been something like, "I dunno because I'm still waiting for the evidence."
Instead, you think he'll make it .
That's what Jesus said. He said a camel has a better chance going thru the eye of a needle.
ETA: If you are rich and want to get to heaven, then Jesus said to sell all your possessions and give everything you have to the poor. The rich young man who asked didn't know what to do because he was too rich.
When i die, I'm going to be giving everything to poorer people, my children.Being rich disqualifies you from heaven? So I have no chance no matter what I do?Why not? Rich peeps aren't usually allowed in?Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.
C'mon, Taz . Will Pastor Joel Osteen get into heaven because he's rich?
I'm disappointed in that answer. It should've been something like, "I dunno because I'm still waiting for the evidence."
Instead, you think he'll make it .
That's what Jesus said. He said a camel has a better chance going thru the eye of a needle.
ETA: If you are rich and want to get to heaven, then Jesus said to sell all your possessions and give everything you have to the poor. The rich young man who asked didn't know what to do because he was too rich. The poor would need shelter, food, water, and a way to get back on their feet.
Who did you give all your stuff to? Or were you never very successful and don't have squat to start with?
It's means that KISS stands for the cheesy rock band.It explains so much.Oh, so now you're going to change the channel as usual.You type like you are British.Ok, so wtf ARE you on about?I see you still aren't getting it. I'm not talking about the rock band, dummy.Simpleton Rock.Keep It Simple StupidKiss are a bunch of cartoons, lol. Drivel Rock.100% KISSSimple Minds. Ya, that's you.Rain keeps falling.
Down, down, down.
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ohhhh...
I can't think of a better way to be. You should try it.
That's some kind of impressive objectivity you are displaying, Taz.And Mohammed was a pedophile and camel kisser. Now THAT'S a complaint, lol.Ya, Jesus was gay. Well, not a complaint, more like an observation.Come now, I'm sure you would have something else to complain about Christianity.look at falwell jr...millions donated to trump causes from liberty university to pay back covering up his sex scandal
trump and his ilk have damn near killed christianity
Mo was both. Not my fault.That's some kind of impressive objectivity you are displaying, Taz.And Mohammed was a pedophile and camel kisser. Now THAT'S a complaint, lol.Ya, Jesus was gay. Well, not a complaint, more like an observation.Come now, I'm sure you would have something else to complain about Christianity.look at falwell jr...millions donated to trump causes from liberty university to pay back covering up his sex scandal
trump and his ilk have damn near killed christianity
So you believe in absolute morals then. Good for you. Try to remember that the next time you want to squint your eyes at morality.Mo was both. Not my fault.That's some kind of impressive objectivity you are displaying, Taz.And Mohammed was a pedophile and camel kisser. Now THAT'S a complaint, lol.Ya, Jesus was gay. Well, not a complaint, more like an observation.Come now, I'm sure you would have something else to complain about Christianity.look at falwell jr...millions donated to trump causes from liberty university to pay back covering up his sex scandal
trump and his ilk have damn near killed christianity
If god can see through me, because you obviously can't, he'd know that I genuinely would like a real sign from god. Who wouldn't? So I have a sense of humour, so what? God does too, I'm sure.If god doesn't care about people who would like him to reach out to them, well, a bigger loser there couldn't be. Well, aside from your baboon ass.
lol... You are assuming that God wants you to reach out to him or that he will reach out to you.
I will tell you something. Try to hear.
God wants you to reach out to him as much as you would want an unwashed bum muttering gibberish, dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit showing up at your wedding...
If you want to reach out to God to be healed, don't knock on his door dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit. If you do the doorman will throw you out on your ass into the darkness where there is only wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The only thing that you are right about is that God must not care about your petulant whining.
He probably noticed that your only true interest is derision. You find humor in this, like the hopelessly insane cackling at their own pathetic aberrations.
I see through you. Don't you think that God can? Fool.
But you're saying that god has a dress code, so poor people who can't afford anything can't go forward with god. Sounds kinda dumb, did you make that up yourself?
Why would god abandon us in our time of need? Is he on a long bender or something?If god can see through me, because you obviously can't, he'd know that I genuinely would like a real sign from god. Who wouldn't? So I have a sense of humour, so what? God does too, I'm sure.If god doesn't care about people who would like him to reach out to them, well, a bigger loser there couldn't be. Well, aside from your baboon ass.
lol... You are assuming that God wants you to reach out to him or that he will reach out to you.
I will tell you something. Try to hear.
God wants you to reach out to him as much as you would want an unwashed bum muttering gibberish, dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit showing up at your wedding...
If you want to reach out to God to be healed, don't knock on his door dressed in filthy rags, reeking of cheap wine and vomit. If you do the doorman will throw you out on your ass into the darkness where there is only wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The only thing that you are right about is that God must not care about your petulant whining.
He probably noticed that your only true interest is derision. You find humor in this, like the hopelessly insane cackling at their own pathetic aberrations.
I see through you. Don't you think that God can? Fool.
But you're saying that god has a dress code, so poor people who can't afford anything can't go forward with god. Sounds kinda dumb, did you make that up yourself?
You are full of shit. If you really wanted a real sign from God go and read a newspaper. You will see signs all over the place that God has abandoned people to their own devices, a very long time ago.
And yeah, God has standards that determine who will be taken and who will be left behind, but its not about clothing, wealth, or anything your dumb ass wonders about. You are such a schmuck.
If you want to see a sign from a superior intelligence you must purify your mind and be refined. Get your act together.....You will never hear from God if you remain a lowlife. Never.
Is there really any wonder why Jesus said, "hang on I'll be right back... but until then "eat this.""