National Park Deputy Director: National Parks are RACIST

[Weatherman2020]

The left are putting The Onion out of business, no one can parody their insanity.

“African American people feel safe in cities and less safe in nature,” says Fearn, who is black. “Preserving wild places is a white concept, going back to Rome.”

Mr. Fearn also stated that it is morally wrong to take inner-city kids out and show them the grandeur of nature and then return them to the city without giving them any tools for improving their own neighborhood.

National Park Service Deputy Director Claims Black People Don't Like National Parks Because of Slavery

 

[TNHarley]

Is this a fuckin joke?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Let me guess, seeing so many trees reminds them of lyncings ?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

They see racism in everything, what a bunch of fucking loons

 

[bucs90]

This can't be real. Please say it's satire. Please....

 

[Katzndogz]

Let me guess, seeing so many trees reminds them of lyncings ?

Yes. Trees trigger post slavery stress disorder.

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

Smh....this is hilarious.

 

[Katzndogz]

This can't be real. Please say it's satire. Please....

I was hoping the same. Alas, it is true. Parks, open spaces nature itself are all white concepts that have no place in a diverse society.

 

[TNHarley]

This can't be real. Please say it's satire. Please....

funny avatar lol

 

[Weatherman2020]

Let me guess, seeing so many trees reminds them of lyncings ?

You win the prize.

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

"Ah gotz me dat tree-o-phobia, dawg! Dat shit git pezz down thru yo jeans ov yo ancestuhz, son!"

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Let me guess, seeing so many trees reminds them of lyncings ?

You win the prize.

Surely ye jest ?

 

[Weatherman2020]

America is so racist he (he is black) is the Deputy Director of the National Park Service, the President is black, the highest paid athletes are black, etc etc.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Surely ye jest ?

No, I'm not.
And don't call me surely.

 

[WillMunny]

Since trees are orders of magnitude more beneficial to our world than this scrubbing-pad-headed, Alien-egg-sac-lipped race of hate-filled, grievance-mongering crybabies, I feel schadenfreude that despicable race gets butthurt over a source of oxygen like trees. Only a basketball-American would be upset about the source of the air it breathes through its cannon-bore nostrils.

 

[Stephanie]

Wasn't putting in a so called: black President so uniting? You give them some power and they want to wipe you off the face of the earth. They are showing their true commie/Fascist selves

 

[Weatherman2020]

Wasn't putting in a so called: black President so uniting? You give them some power and they want to wipe you off the face of the earth.

May as well raise the Confederate flag again, nothing changed.

 

[TNHarley]

Since trees are orders of magnitude more beneficial to our world than this scrubbing-pad-headed, Alien-egg-sac-lipped race of hate-filled, grievance-mongering crybabies, I feel schadenfreude that despicable race gets butthurt over a source of oxygen like trees. Only a basketball-American would be upset about the source of the air it breathes through its cannon-bore nostrils.

LMAO wtf

 

[TNHarley]

For people to say color doesn't matter, they sure DWELL on that shit

 

[OffensivelyOpenMinded]

Wasn't putting in a so called: black President so uniting? You give them some power and they want to wipe you off the face of the earth. They are showing their true commie/Fascist selves

Indeed. They're going to have a hard time trying, that's for sure.