names for the act of male masturbation

[FistyTheBadger]

pumping the SuperSoaker so many times that the bottle of water cannot handle the pressure anymore and bursts, spraying water all over the place and launching shrapnel so that it embeds itself into the wall and your face.

That happened to you too ???

It happens to me about twice a day, sometimes four times a day.

 

[dilloduck]

pumping the SuperSoaker so many times that the bottle of water cannot handle the pressure anymore and bursts, spraying water all over the place and launching shrapnel so that it embeds itself into the wall and your face.

That happened to you too ???

It happens to me about twice a day, sometimes four times a day.

They just don't make em liek they used to !

 

[RodISHI]

Wonk'n the Wang in honor of the newest troll.

 

[dilloduck]

Wonk'n the Wang in honor of the newest troll.

I so owe you rep for that one !!

 

[FistyTheBadger]

Using enhanced interrogation techniques until he gives you what you want.

 

[xsited1]

DavidS

 

[dilloduck]

DavidS

hey now----don't ruin it for us all !

 

[Andrew2382]

Personaly, a thread on female masturbation would have been a lot more amusing to me

but maybe Dev likes the convo

/shrug

 

[dilloduck]

Personaly, a thread on female masturbation would have been a lot more amusing to me

but maybe Dev likes the convo

/shrug

women dont masturbate !

 

[Luissa]

a trip with a stranger!

 

[dilloduck]

a trip with a stranger!

ahhhhhh so THAT"S what EZ was talking about.

 

[Luissa]

a trip with a stranger!

ahhhhhh so THAT"S what EZ was talking about.

just sit on your left hand for awhile and you will see what I am talking about!

 

[Andrew2382]

Personaly, a thread on female masturbation would have been a lot more amusing to me

but maybe Dev likes the convo

/shrug

women dont masturbate !

lies!

 

[dilloduck]

a trip with a stranger!

ahhhhhh so THAT"S what EZ was talking about.

just sit on your left hand for awhile and you will see what I am talking about!

Iaint falling for THAT old trick

 

[Luissa]

ahhhhhh so THAT"S what EZ was talking about.

just sit on your left hand for awhile and you will see what I am talking about!

Iaint falling for THAT old trick

how about a trip to sesame street?

Unnecessary Censorship - Friday Moment of Levity Video

 

[RodISHI]

"My best friend" I have been trying to recall who it was who held his hand out and told me that one.

 

[Andrew2382]

any ladies ever go "sking" out there?

Sealy probably has I am sure

 

[Luissa]

Personaly, a thread on female masturbation would have been a lot more amusing to me

but maybe Dev likes the convo

/shrug

women dont masturbate !

lies!

really, otherwise how we ever going to get off!

 

[dilloduck]

just sit on your left hand for awhile and you will see what I am talking about!

Iaint falling for THAT old trick

how about a trip to sesame street?

Unnecessary Censorship - Friday Moment of Levity Video

so much for the going back to your prudish ways.

 

[dilloduck]

women dont masturbate !

lies!

really, otherwise how we ever going to get off!

touché