My "advice" for Republican presidential candidates

TheGreatSatan

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I'll do this in order of polling...

Trump :salute: stay safe. Humanity needs you. Treat yourself like that.

Ron... Yo dog... WHY? Them Bush guys told you shit and you believed them. Just cuz they got an SR-71 doesn't make them RIGHT. Here's my advice you should take... DROP OUT NOW!!! and endorse Trump. Admit you were wrong. Be humble and "Americans" will forgive. If you get your way and you become the nominee, you'll be in jail within weeks.

Haley... Repent. They call you Dick Cheney in High heels. This is false. Dick Cheney is smart. You know not what you do.

Vivek... Dude. I like you a lot. Stick with it and fight for freedom. Seek "real" spiritual advice from "real" spiritual people and surround yourself with them at all times. Only your underestimation of evil can harm you. Failure to do this will be your end. Acceptance of this will bring you greatness.

Christy... Repent. Drop out. Endorse Trump. Come clean publicly. God will smile on you and I'll get an at a boy. Hell isn't all bad...

Last I wanna call out Pence and Scott. Holy Shit guys are you going to burn. Christy will be the guy put in charge of making sure your furnace is hot. Repent NOW and beg for forgiveness. God does not like his brand name abused. You'll see. If you humble yourself and do the right thing, you'll be forgiven.
 
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I'll do this in order of polling...

Trump :salute: stay safe. Humanity needs you. Treat yourself like that.

Ron... Yo dog... WHY? Them Bush guys told you shit and you believed them. Just cuz they got an SR-71 doesn't make them RIGHT. Here's my advice you should take... DROP OUT NOW!!! and endorse Trump. Admit you were wrong. Be humble and "Americans" will forgive. If you get your way and you become the nominee, you'll be in jail within weeks.

Haley... Repent. They call you Dick Cheney in High heels. This is false. Dick Cheney is smart. You know not what you do.

Vivek... Dude. I like you a lot. Stick with it and fight for freedom. Seek "real" spiritual advice from "real" spiritual people and surround yourself with them at all times. Only your underestimation of evil can harm you. Failure to do this will be your end. Acceptance of this will bring you greatness.

Christy... Repent. Drop out. Endorse Trump. Come clean publicly. God will smile on you and I'll get an at a boy. Hell isn't all bad...

Last I wanna call out Pence and Scott. Holy Shit guys are you going to burn. Christy will be the guy put in charge of making sure your furnace is hot. Repent NOW and beg for forgiveness. God does not like his brand name abused. You'll see. If you humble yourself and do the right thing, you'll be forgiven.

Here's my advice to you. (From a fiscal and constitutional conservative perspective)

Stop supporting RINO's like Trump.
DeSantis isn't a "Bushie." That's some BS the Trump minions threw out to discredit him.

DeSantis (line item) vetoed hundreds of spending measures
Trump vetoed 1 spending bill in 4 years.
DeSantis has a way of building the wall without it costing 95% of the country 1 dime.
Trump's funding changes regularly. Everything from Mexico to US tax payers)
DeSantis doesn't like this woke crap.
Trump's a life long democrat, who won't even say the word.
DeSantis doesn't want China buying land the US.
Trump sold them a huge part of NYC.
DeSantis believes blacks have an equal right to succeed or fail in the USA.
Trump wanted to give blacks $500 billion just for being black. (Platinum Plan) Socialism based on race.
DeSantis supports the 2A.
Trump assaulted it.
DeSantis knows how to increase his party's majority in the legislature.
Trump handed the democrats the House (2018) and the Senate (2020).

DeSantis is military. He's not going to entertain you. But you can see by his executive record that he's mission oriented and experienced enough to get the job done. Where as Trump stayed bent over to Pelosi his entire 4 years, even when Ryan had the speakers chair.


Need I say more? Because I can. A lot more. Trump's is just a RINO. That's all he'll ever be. A life long democrat who only identifies as a conservative.
 
Here's my advice to you. (From a fiscal and constitutional conservative perspective)

Stop supporting RINO's like Trump.
DeSantis isn't a "Bushie." That's some BS the Trump minions threw out to discredit him.

DeSantis (line item) vetoed hundreds of spending measures
Trump vetoed 1 spending bill in 4 years.
DeSantis has a way of building the wall without it costing 95% of the country 1 dime.
Trump's funding changes regularly. Everything from Mexico to US tax payers)
DeSantis doesn't like this woke crap.
Trump's a life long democrat, who won't even say the word.
DeSantis doesn't want China buying land the US.
Trump sold them a huge part of NYC.
DeSantis believes blacks have an equal right to succeed or fail in the USA.
Trump wanted to give blacks $500 billion just for being black. (Platinum Plan) Socialism based on race.
DeSantis supports the 2A.
Trump assaulted it.
DeSantis knows how to increase his party's majority in the legislature.
Trump handed the democrats the House (2018) and the Senate (2020).

DeSantis is military. He's not going to entertain you. But you can see by his executive record that he's mission oriented and experienced enough to get the job done. Where as Trump stayed bent over to Pelosi his entire 4 years, even when Ryan had the speakers chair.


Need I say more? Because I can. A lot more. Trump's is just a RINO. That's all he'll ever be. A life long democrat who only identifies as a conservative.
InSantis is a fan of human trafficking and a world class a-hole.
 
Here's my advice to you. (From a fiscal and constitutional conservative perspective)

Stop supporting RINO's like Trump.
DeSantis isn't a "Bushie." That's some BS the Trump minions threw out to discredit him.

DeSantis (line item) vetoed hundreds of spending measures
Trump vetoed 1 spending bill in 4 years.
DeSantis has a way of building the wall without it costing 95% of the country 1 dime.
Trump's funding changes regularly. Everything from Mexico to US tax payers)
DeSantis doesn't like this woke crap.
Trump's a life long democrat, who won't even say the word.
DeSantis doesn't want China buying land the US.
Trump sold them a huge part of NYC.
DeSantis believes blacks have an equal right to succeed or fail in the USA.
Trump wanted to give blacks $500 billion just for being black. (Platinum Plan) Socialism based on race.
DeSantis supports the 2A.
Trump assaulted it.
DeSantis knows how to increase his party's majority in the legislature.
Trump handed the democrats the House (2018) and the Senate (2020).

DeSantis is military. He's not going to entertain you. But you can see by his executive record that he's mission oriented and experienced enough to get the job done. Where as Trump stayed bent over to Pelosi his entire 4 years, even when Ryan had the speakers chair.


Need I say more? Because I can. A lot more. Trump's is just a RINO. That's all he'll ever be. A life long democrat who only identifies as a conservative.
I guarantee you if elected and this is true, he will lose support from many. Again, we need to know his planks/agendas before the election. We did not go to war under Trump. And we had a suspicious biological agent released to help remove him with a questionable voting system.
 
I guarantee you if elected and this is true, he will lose support from many. Again, we need to know his planks/agendas before the election. We did not go to war under Trump. And we had a suspicious biological agent released to help remove him with a questionable voting system.

Trump didn't get us out of any wars. He said he would. But he lied. He didn't get us out of Syria or Afghanistan.

Biological agents to remove him? WTF are you talking about?

DeSantis's executive record is his planks and agenda. He explains his idea's and his plans, thoroughly. The only way you don't know them, is if you're not paying attention to him.

And btw, Trump supporters and those on the left can't tell you much more than conspiracy theories about DeSantis, because they're too busy paying attention to Trump.

Like the following post. A fan of human trafficking? LMAO :auiqs.jpg:
InSantis is a fan of human trafficking and a world class a-hole.
 
Trump didn't get us out of any wars. He said he would. But he lied. He didn't get us out of Syria or Afghanistan.
Biological agents to remove him? WTF are you talking about?
DeSantis's executive record is his planks and agenda. He explains his idea's and his plans, thoroughly. The only way you don't know them, is if you're not paying attention to him.
And btw, Trump supporters and those on the left can't tell you much more than conspiracy theories about DeSantis, because they're too busy paying attention to Trump.
Like the following post. A fan of human trafficking? LMAO
1. Trump defeated ISIS when ISIS expanded under Obama

2. Fau-Chi illegally paid the Wuhan Lab to do gain-of-function research on bat viruses, the bug escaped, the rest is history, Covid killed millions. The Trump presidency dealt with the pandemic by developing vaccines in record time.

3. Desantis' executive record is that FL is a very prosperous state.

4. There are no conspiracy theories about Desantis, just democrat lies.
 
human trafficking...
Sending illegals from a state that doesn't want them to a "sanctuary state" is NOT human trafficking dumbass.
Did you see the movie "The Sound of Freedom"? You would understand that the Biden admin is enabling real human trafficking by the cartels.

human trafficking: noun
  1. A criminal activity in which people are recruited, harbored, transported, bought, or kidnapped to serve an exploitative purpose, such as sexual slavery, forced labor, or child soldiery.
 
Sending illegals from a state that doesn't want them to a "sanctuary state" is NOT human trafficking dumbass.
So if "the state" decided it didn't want you...it can ship you somewhere else? Great.


Did you see the movie "The Sound of Freedom"? You would understand that the Biden admin is enabling real human trafficking by the cartels.

human trafficking: noun
  1. A criminal activity in which people are recruited, harbored, transported, bought, or kidnapped to serve an exploitative purpose, such as sexual slavery, forced labor, or child soldiery.
DeSantis is shipping human beings around as a publicity stunt. It is, by your definition above, human trafficking. It makes him a piece of shit as well as anyone who condones it. I often wish that the DOJ was actually weaponized so they could arrest this scumbag (and Greg Abbit) and prosecute the living shit out of them.
 
Here is my advice to republican candidates:

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Dark Brandon lies in wait for your sorry asses.

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So if "the state" decided it didn't want you...it can ship you somewhere else? Great.

DeSantis is shipping human beings around as a publicity stunt. It is, by your definition above, human trafficking. It makes him a piece of shit as well as anyone who condones it. I often wish that the DOJ was actually weaponized so they could arrest this scumbag (and Greg Abbit) and prosecute the living shit out of them.
1. I'm a US citizen, I have rights that illegals do not have.
2. Human Trafficking is for "exploitive purposes" such as "sex slaves", or "forced labor". Neither of which applies to a fucking plane ride.
 

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