Early on, we see two vehicles carrying the Bundy Brain Trust get pulled over: a Jeep in which Ammon Bundy was riding, and a white pickup driven by Finicum. The occupants of the Jeep get out and are arrested without any trouble, and one occupant of Finicum’s pickup, Ryan Payne, gets out with his hands up and is arrested.
After that, Finicum’s truck sits idling in the middle of the road for several minutes while, Bretzing said, FBI agents and Oregon State troopers were “providing verbal commands to the occupants to surrender” (isn’t cop talk a lovely thing?).
After a while, the truck takes off, going fast, headed toward three police and FBI vehicles blocking the road; Finicum swerves to the left, apparently trying to get around the roadblock, and nearly hits an officer at the side of the road:
Guys, we are not sure, but we think big gub’mint tyranny may have winned. How else to explain what transpired Tuesday night as jackbooted feds
descended upon the Oregon militia boys (and
little girls!) illegally occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, during a traffic stop, and started a shooty-shooty, which ended with the feds arresting dingbat militia leader Ammon Bundy and six other constitutionally ignorant dongbeavers. The shootout claimed one casualty, 55-year-old Robert “LaVoy” Finicum, the group’s spokesman. Bundy BFF and militia dickwhistle
Jon Ritzheimer turned himself in and was subsequently arrested in Peoria, Arizona, around the same time, according to the
FBI.
According to what Ammon Bundy told his wife, as reported by another dingbat, Nevada Assemblywoman and big-tittied
militia fetishist Michele Fiore, the shooting was TOTALLY UNPROVOKED, so we guess BLM stands for Bundy Lives Matter now, who even knows?
You’ll remember LaVoy Finicum as the dude who was
interviewed under a tarp, either because it was cold or because that’s where he chose to hide from the government on national television. Oh, and his code name may or may not have been “Fluffy Unicorn,” because why wouldn’t it be?
While it’s easy to laugh, Wonkette takes no pleasure in this guy dying. Dude was a nutbag, obviously, because he was prepared to die for the “noble” cause of teaching the federal government a lesson about whether or not it’s allowed to own land (obviously not, according to these morons). However, he also talked lovingly about his family in
this interview with NBC News, and we’re sorry for pain they’re in right now.
Wonkette doesn’t take pleasure in this whole fuckshow of a resolution either, because it gives militia-supporting dildo-weasels EXACTLY the martyrdom story they need to prove that YEP FOR SURE the government is doing tyranny to them, and it must be stopped.
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