Monday funnies

[Sandy73]

A recent survey was conducted to discover
>why men get out of bed in the middle of
>the night:
>
>5% said it was to get a glass of water
>
>12% said it was to go to the toilet
>
>83% said it was to go home (hehehe....that's funny)
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>(Q) What's the best form of birth control
>after 50?
> (People get naked after 50?)
>(A) Nudity
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>
>(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend
>and a wife?
> (Now that's a funny joke!)
>(A) 45 lbs
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>
>(Q) What do you call a smart
>blonde?
> (Obviously, this guy doesn't know me real well.)
>(A) A golden retriever
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>
>(Q) What's the Cuban national
>anthem?
> (I love this joke...It's so funny.)
>(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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