Marjorie Taylor Green calls for the development of Anglo-Saxon Space Lasers!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a leading member of the new America First caucus, is calling for the development of what she called “Anglo-Saxon space lasers.”​

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“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”​

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She took the opportunity to reassure her concerned QAnon supporters that she would be able to serve both QAnon and Anglo-Saxonhood at the same time. “I can multitask,” she promised.​

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Greene concluded her remarks by invoking the name of the mighty Anglo-Saxon deity who inspired her space-laser vow. “By Woden’s will, we shall prevail!” she shouted, brandishing an oversized hammer.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for the Development of Anglo-Saxon Space Lasers

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[harmonica]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a leading member of the new America First caucus, is calling for the development of what she called “Anglo-Saxon space lasers.”​

​

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”​

​

She took the opportunity to reassure her concerned QAnon supporters that she would be able to serve both QAnon and Anglo-Saxonhood at the same time. “I can multitask,” she promised.​

​

Greene concluded her remarks by invoking the name of the mighty Anglo-Saxon deity who inspired her space-laser vow. “By Woden’s will, we shall prevail!” she shouted, brandishing an oversized hammer.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for the Development of Anglo-Saxon Space Lasers

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”

www.newyorker.com

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[DrLove]

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And ... You support her insanity

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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and

And ... You support her insanity

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

 

[harmonica]

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and

And ... You support her insanity

you HATE Anglo-Saxons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATER
yes, just like we've been saying = YOU are the racists/haters/bigots

 

[Mac1958]

you HATE Anglo-Saxons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATER
yes, just like we've been saying = YOU are the racists/haters/bigots

Trumpsters make hypersensitive college snowflakes look like Stallone.

 

[harmonica]

you HATE Anglo-Saxons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATER
yes, just like we've been saying = YOU are the racists/haters/bigots

Trumpsters make hypersensitive college snowflakes look like Stallone.

and you are HYPOCRITES also
hahahhahahahahahahahahahah

 

[bodecea]

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and

And ... You support her insanity

you HATE Anglo-Saxons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATER
yes, just like we've been saying = YOU are the racists/haters/bigots

You must hate Celts.

 

[DrLove]

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

And no one but you loons seem to give a crap about AOC either - RIGHT?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

And no one but you loons seem to give a crap about AOC either - RIGHT?

Yeah but she's dangerous. A millennial kook teaching millennials to be kooks. A slut so fucking stupid she never heard of a garbage disposal. Plus stealing other slut waitresses tips...My God.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

And no one but you loons seem to give a crap about AOC either - RIGHT?

Yeah but she's dangerous. A millennial kook teaching millennials to be kooks. A slut so fucking stupid she never heard of a garbage disposal. Plus stealing other slut waitresses tips...My God.

And you righties get your panties in a twist about her. A Congresswoman...from New York. Talk about getting triggered.
But I notice it's the Baby Boomers and older Gen-X'ers that get set off by AOC. She's young and politically inexperienced.
But she has ideals and opinions. And there are a lot of voters her age...that agree with her. I think that's what scares you the most.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

And no one but you loons seem to give a crap about AOC either - RIGHT?

Yeah but she's dangerous. A millennial kook teaching millennials to be kooks. A slut so fucking stupid she never heard of a garbage disposal. Plus stealing other slut waitresses tips...My God.

And you righties get your panties in a twist about her. A Congresswoman...from New York. Talk about getting triggered.
But I notice it's the Baby Boomers and older Gen-X'ers that get set off by AOC. She's young and politically inexperienced.
But she has ideals and opinions. And there are a lot of voters her age...that agree with her. I think that's what scares you the most.

Her ideas and opinions will and have caused a lot of misery to people. If you knew what I wished happened to her, it would frighten you to death. I'll start with pliers and toenails

 

[DrLove]

I love the way one retarded bitch triggers you people. No one gives a crap about her but you.

And no one but you loons seem to give a crap about AOC either - RIGHT?

Yeah but she's dangerous. A millennial kook teaching millennials to be kooks. A slut so fucking stupid she never heard of a garbage disposal. Plus stealing other slut waitresses tips...My God.

And you righties get your panties in a twist about her. A Congresswoman...from New York. Talk about getting triggered.
But I notice it's the Baby Boomers and older Gen-X'ers that get set off by AOC. She's young and politically inexperienced.
But she has ideals and opinions. And there are a lot of voters her age...that agree with her. I think that's what scares you the most.

Q-Kooks and those who agree with them are indeed scary.

 

[marvin martian]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, a leading member of the new America First caucus, is calling for the development of what she called “Anglo-Saxon space lasers.”​

​

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”​

​

She took the opportunity to reassure her concerned QAnon supporters that she would be able to serve both QAnon and Anglo-Saxonhood at the same time. “I can multitask,” she promised.​

​

Greene concluded her remarks by invoking the name of the mighty Anglo-Saxon deity who inspired her space-laser vow. “By Woden’s will, we shall prevail!” she shouted, brandishing an oversized hammer.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls for the Development of Anglo-Saxon Space Lasers

“Anglo-Saxons have for too long ceded space-laser superiority to the airborne laser beams of foreign banking élites,” she said. “This shall not stand on my watch.”

www.newyorker.com

Has MTG taken a co-ownership of you with your One True Love Donald Trump? Seems that way...

 

[DrLove]

Has MTG taken a co-ownership of you with your One True Love Donald Trump? Seems that way...

I'm laughing at her Marv - AND I'm laughing at you.