MAGA Day at Mara Lago

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Great News!

Stormy just confirmed she will be attending MAGA Day
She will provide Lap Dances to any member of MAGA who can guess Trumps weight

Vladimir Putin will also try to make it if he can get away from losing the war with Ukraine.

 

[Seymour Flops]

There will also be a hunt for classified documents.

Whomever finds the most classified top secret documents wins a tuition free semester at Trump U.

If that happens, that finally would be an example of a trump scam. Since Trump Declassified those documents, nobody will be able to find any top secret documents. Well... I guess an FBI agent wearing cargo pants could find them.

 

[rightwinger]

If that happens, that finally would be an example of a trump scam. Since Trump Declassified those documents, nobody will be able to find any top secret documents. Well... I guess an FBI agent wearing cargo pants could find them.

Did Trump declassify them for everyone or just the kids on a Secret Document Hunt?

 

[Godboy]

To honor faithful MAGA followers and respond to the hateful names that the phony President Biden has been calling them, Rightful President Trump is declaring MAGA DAY at Mara Lago starting at 10:00 AM this Sunday September 18.

Anyone wearing a MAGA hat will have free admittance to Mara Lago facilities all day long. Bring your bathing suit.
Anyone who can prove they stormed the Capitol on Jan 6 will be rewarded with a free round of golf and golf cart.
As per Mara Lago rules……Anyone bringing Classified Documents will get free cocktails at the bar.

When you show up, they may pretend they don’t know what you are talking about.
Just wink and tell them rightwinger sent you.

Code Word: Covfefe

What day is Biden having "Pedo Peter Day"? I assume it will be at his secret document garage.

 

[rightwinger]

What day is Biden having "Pedo Peter Day"? I assume it will be at his secret document garage.

never heard of him

 

[Godboy]

never heard of him

Biden? He's the senile guy in the Oval Office that shakes hands with ghosts. You know, Dr Documents. The hair smeller dude.

 

[Blaster]

A democrat lawmaker suggests that the documents found were planted.

Democrat suggests classified docs in Biden’s home, office may have been ‘planted’ after second batch found - WFIN Local News

Democratic Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga., said he isn't ruling out foul play in the discovery of classified documents found in President Joe Biden's possession, suggesting they could have been planted. "Alleged classified documents showing up allegedly in the possession of Joseph Biden... I'm...

wfin.com

 

[jknowgood]

never heard of him

You voted for him, and support him. Unquestionably.