LOL - "Creation Science" - LOL

[Grumblenuts]

Other than that, how's it hangin', Jimbo?

 

[james bond]

It was the end of temple Judaism not the end of the world.

The global flood was the end of world 1 except for those on Noah's ark. The global fire will be the end of world 2 and that will be all there is to Earth and human life.

Can anyone escape the fire in the sky? No one is supposed to survive according to the Bible. Those in satellites can not be far enough away and living on the moon or Mars will not do it either. There won't be anyplace in the universe one can escape.

IT WOULD BE A GLORIOUS SIGHT FOR THE BELIEVERS!!!

 

[Hollie]

The global flood was the end of world 1 except for those on Noah's ark. The global fire will be the end of world 2 and that will be all there is to Earth and human life.

Can anyone escape the fire in the sky? No one is supposed to survive according to the Bible. Those in satellites can not be far enough away and living on the moon or Mars will not do it either. There won't be anyplace in the universe one can escape.

IT WOULD BE A GLORIOUS SIGHT FOR THE BELIEVERS!!!

Get help.

 

[surada]

The global flood was the end of world 1 except for those on Noah's ark. The global fire will be the end of world 2 and that will be all there is to Earth and human life.

Can anyone escape the fire in the sky? No one is supposed to survive according to the Bible. Those in satellites can not be far enough away and living on the moon or Mars will not do it either. There won't be anyplace in the universe one can escape.

IT WOULD BE A GLORIOUS SIGHT FOR THE BELIEVERS!!!

You should read the Bible and stay away from the reactionaries.

 

[james bond]

Get help.

It would be glorious for the believers because of the rapture. The non-believers won't have it as good just like with the global flood. Thus, you'll need help.

You should read the Bible and stay away from the reactionaries.

Here's what the Bible or what God states:

"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

Of course, you'll have to fend for yourself with the other EVIL-utionists.

 

[james bond]

Other than that, how's it hangin', Jimbo?

A lil to the right. How's it hangin' for you?

 

[surada]

It would be glorious for the believers because of the rapture. The non-believers won't have it as good just like with the global flood. Thus, you'll need help.


Here's what the Bible or what God states:

"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

Of course, you'll have to fend for yourself with the other EVIL-utionists.

There is no rapture. That's false doctrine.

 

[Hollie]

It would be glorious for the believers because of the rapture. The non-believers won't have it as good just like with the global flood. Thus, you'll need help.


Here's what the Bible or what God states:

"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

Of course, you'll have to fend for yourself with the other EVIL-utionists.

I suppose living in fear is something you can't help. Hating yourself and hating others is a miserable existence.

Save the Bible thumping for your Sunday madrassah hate-fest.

 

[surada]

I suppose living in fear is something you can't help. Hating yourself and hating others is a miserable existence.

Save the Bible thumping for your Sunday madrassah hate-fest.

There's no rapture. They should study the scripture in context.

 

[Grumblenuts]

What glorious tech has ever been developed "because of the rapture"?
What does "creation science" actually create?

 

[james bond]

There is no rapture. That's false doctrine.

This is why you are a loser.

 

[surada]

This is why you are a loser.

The rapture was invented in 1800.

 

[james bond]

The rapture was invented in 1800.

Maybe the word "rapture" was invented, but all Christians know what's it about. The word "rapture" is not in Scripture, but the Bible states it as the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. It is described as,

"The Coming of the Lord

13 But we do not want you to be uninformed, brothers, about those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope. 14 For since we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so, through Jesus, God will bring with him those who have fallen asleep. 15 For this we declare to you by a word from the Lord,4 that we who are alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep. 16 For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore encourage one another with these words." 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

What are you going to do when the rapture doesn't happen for you and the non-believers? What can you do, but "Burn, Baby, Burn."

 

[Hollie]

Maybe the word "rapture" was invented. The word "rapture" is not in Scripture, but the Bible states it as the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. It is described as,

"The Coming of the Lord

13 But we do not want you to be uninformed, brothers, about those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope. 14 For since we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so, through Jesus, God will bring with him those who have fallen asleep. 15 For this we declare to you by a word from the Lord,4 that we who are alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep. 16 For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore encourage one another with these words." 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

What are you going to do when the rapture doesn't happen for you and the non-believers?

What are you going to do when the gods decide the hate and derision you promote is not a part of their godly office policy?

 

[surada]

Maybe the word "rapture" was invented, but all Christians know what's it about. The word "rapture" is not in Scripture, but the Bible states it as the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. It is described as,

"The Coming of the Lord

13 But we do not want you to be uninformed, brothers, about those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope. 14 For since we believe that Jesus died and rose again, even so, through Jesus, God will bring with him those who have fallen asleep. 15 For this we declare to you by a word from the Lord,4 that we who are alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord, will not precede those who have fallen asleep. 16 For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. 17 Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord. 18 Therefore encourage one another with these words." 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

What are you going to do when the rapture doesn't happen for you and the non-believers? What can you do, but "Burn, Baby, Burn."

This was to comfort the people who were waiting for Christ to return. They were concerned about friends who had died before Christ's return... and afraid they would miss out.

 

[Grumblenuts]

No, no. Come back! I swear there's been a huge misunderstanding. I literally fell asleep is all!

 

[james bond]

This was to comfort the people who were waiting for Christ to return. They were concerned about friends who had died before Christ's return... and afraid they would miss out.

I can see how some people would interpret it like that, but that's not what the Bible states. It has come be known popularly as the rapture, but the Bible states it as below.



"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

What is the rapture of the church? | GotQuestions.org

What is the rapture of the church? Is the rapture biblical? What occurs at the rapture? Does the Bible even teach the concept of the rapture?

www.gotquestions.org

I hope that the believers trust my YEC websites and if they have any questions, then post them here or contact me.

 

[Hollie]

I can see how some people would interpret it like that, but that's not what the Bible states. It has come be known popularly as the rapture, but the Bible states it as below.



"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

What is the rapture of the church? | GotQuestions.org

What is the rapture of the church? Is the rapture biblical? What occurs at the rapture? Does the Bible even teach the concept of the rapture?

www.gotquestions.org

I hope that the believers trust my YEC websites and if they have any questions, then post them here or contact me.

"... will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air.''

Is this where we meet the fat, naked babies playing harps?

There Will Be No Rapture, But If There Was You Wouldn't Want To Be Taken Up​

There Will Be No Rapture, But If There Was You Wouldn't Want To Be Taken Up — St. Mary's Catholic Center

The rapture is a 19th Century invention of a Scottish visionary who misinterpreted several verses from the Bible, esp 1 Thes 4:17, which is the most quoted verse by rapture supporters. This is the verse where the word "rapture" comes from. It reads: "Then we who are alive, who are

www.aggiecatholic.org

The rapture is a 19th Century invention of a Scottish visionary who misinterpreted several verses from the Bible, esp 1 Thes 4:17, which is the most quoted verse by rapture supporters. This is the verse where the word "rapture" comes from. It reads:

"Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together* with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. Thus we shall always be with the Lord."

 

[surada]

I can see how some people would interpret it like that, but that's not what the Bible states. It has come be known popularly as the rapture, but the Bible states it as below.



"The rapture of the church is the event in which God “snatches away” all believers from the earth in order to make way for His righteous judgment to be poured out on the earth during the tribulation period. The rapture is described primarily in 1 Thessalonians 4:13–18 and 1 Corinthians 15:50–54. God will resurrect all believers who have died, give them glorified bodies, and take them from the earth, along with all living believers, who will also be given glorified bodies at that time. “For the Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–17)."

What is the rapture of the church? | GotQuestions.org

What is the rapture of the church? Is the rapture biblical? What occurs at the rapture? Does the Bible even teach the concept of the rapture?

www.gotquestions.org

I hope that the believers trust my YEC websites and if they have any questions, then post them here or contact me.

Got questions is very shallow and makes their.money on the Scofield heresy.

 

[Grumblenuts]

JEREMY: Uh, shall we take our cars?

FIONA: Do we need them?

GEOFFREY: Why not?

ANGELA: Yes. Why not?