Mr. P
VIP Member
An elderly retired Air Force pilot moved into a retirement community
where eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and
drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," said the priest "but it
will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."
where eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and
drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?" "No," said the priest "but it
will wipe that shit-eatin' grin off your face."
