Charles Stucker
Senior Member
- Oct 13, 2009
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Did you hear about the Lawyer so honest the other lawyers noticed?
Neither did I
Did you hear about the Lawyer so dishonest the other lawyers noticed?
He changed his career to politics
Did you hear about the Politician so honest the other politicians noticed?
I thought so
Did you hear about the Politician so dishonest the other politicians noticed?
He got elected to the Senate
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, lawyers don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in contracts.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 but it takes a big lightbulb and a congressional page.
Neither did I
Did you hear about the Lawyer so dishonest the other lawyers noticed?
He changed his career to politics
Did you hear about the Politician so honest the other politicians noticed?
I thought so
Did you hear about the Politician so dishonest the other politicians noticed?
He got elected to the Senate
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, lawyers don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in contracts.
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 but it takes a big lightbulb and a congressional page.
