Laws I Would Enact in an Officially Christian United States Government

[Mashmont]

Congress shall make no law...

They already did, skippy.

 

[miketx]

They already did, skippy.

Criminals then. and my name ain't skippy, commie.

 

[Mashmont]

What's the difference in a pimple and a catholic priest?

Pimples wait until you're 12 to come on your face.

You're pathetic, old man. Slamming a whole bunch of great people who dedicate their lives to others.

 

[Mashmont]

Criminals then. and my name ain't skippy, commie.

You're the commie atheist, insulting all the good priests that devote their lives to others.

 

[miketx]

You're pathetic, old man. Slamming a whole bunch of great people who dedicate their lives to others.

Goodbye commie.

 

[Stann]

They already did, skippy.

Another nail in your coffin, without a doubt you proved once more you're a troll.

 

[Mashmont]

Goodbye commie.

Take your hate somewhere else. I tried to be nice earlier, but when you attack good people, you get on my crap list fast.

 

[Mashmont]

Another nail in your coffin, without a doubt you proved once more you're a troll.

Yeah, you're sore because your buddy got caught in a lie

 

[Stann]

Take your hate somewhere else. I tried to be nice earlier, but when you attack good people, you get on my crap list fast.

Nice ? To propose such changes to our Nations government and Constitution isn't nice to begin with. If you feel some animosity from others, don't be too concerned, it's well deserved.

 

[Mashmont]

Nice ? To propose such changes to our Nations government and Constitution isn't nice to begin with. If you feel some animosity from others, don't be too concerned, it's well deserved.

Atheists really fighting to keep atheist laws.

 

[Stann]

Atheists really fighting to keep atheist laws.

I think you better look up the definition of secular. Your brain is stuck on theological. There's a big difference, it's like day and night and unfortunately the dark side is the religious side.

 

[fncceo]

I don't think I will live in your Gilead ... but, I'd love to visit and try out a handmaid or two.

 

[Stann]

I don't think I will live in your Gilead ... but, I'd love to visit and try out a handmaid or two.

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Thank you, humor is a good way to end this thread. Heard a good joke the other day. There was this old farmer down south, on his farm in the low ground there was a pond and he planted an orchard around it. One day in the fall he was thinking to himself that there's some apples ready to be harvested down there and I haven't been out of the pond for quite a while so I'm going to go down and check it out and grab a 5 gallon pail so I can pick some apples. As he gets close to the pond he hears women's laughter, as he gets even closer he notices that they're skinny dipping in his pond. He makes some noise so that they know he's coming. They huddle together in the deep end of the pond. He explains to them that this is private property and they replied that they're sorry but it was such a beautiful day and pond looks are inviting the they pulled over on the side of the road and decided to jump in. He said no problem. They said they would leave after he left because they didn't want him to see their nudity. To which the old farmer replied I didn't come down here to see your naked bodies, then he held up the 5 gallon pail and he says I came down here to feed the alligator.

 

[Canon Shooter]

The OP is exactly the reason why we were not founded as a "Christian nation".

I was going to argue his points, but his posts make my case for me better than I ever could...

 

[NotfooledbyW]

The OP is exactly the reason why we were not founded as a "Christian nation".

I was going to argue his points, but his posts make my case for me better than I ever could...

Amen to that!

 

[Concerned American]

there were the most priests

and pedophiles protected by your church.

 

[Turtlesoup]

Here are a few beneficial changes that would be made under a Christian United States government. So many problems would vanish overnight with this legislation. Many more would reduce over time. There could be more. These were just a few things I thought of initially. Really common sense stuff, basically a return to 1950s television, an era when families were stronger and children became independent earlier, and societal norms opposed sex outside marriage. A time when top shows were Donna Reed and Leave it to Beaver. A time when it was the norm to attend church, there were the most priests and sisters and Catholic schools in history.

This could be a reality, folks, if enough of us think about it, work towards it, and pray hard. They never though Roe v Wade would fall, and now look what is happening, so it CAN be done!


In the Schools:
Christian/Catholic sexual morality taught from the earliest grades:
1. Human lives are of supreme importance. Animals are subordinate,
2. Sex is only permissible through marriage
3. Birth control will not be discussed, nor will condoms be distributed in the schools.
4. Sex education would be replaced with sensible teaching on dating which would include recommendations of:
..... a. Relatively early curfew times
..... b. No passionate kissing prior to marriage
.....c. Emphasis on getting to know the other person
.....d. Duggar-style side hugs, rather than frontal.

Ten Commandments, crosses, and crucifixes may be displayed.
School prayer allowed and encouraged.
Christmas may be celebrated. Christian themed decorations may be used
Christian-themed Christmas plays may be performed.
Racist CRT banned.
Prominent Americans returned to the history books. Lives of the greatest canonized saints would be added in order to inspire children.
Christian schools would be strengthened.
All leftwing/ Marxist propaganda removed from schools and universities. Overt Marxists teachers would either reform or be dismissed.
No alcohol allowed in university dorms which house underaged students. (You might be amazed this is allowed in many or most freshman dorms).


In movies and television:

• Nudity is banned.
• Depictions of sex outside marriage banned
• Foul language banned
• Graphic physical harm depictions banned
• Only nuclear family depictions: Parents married.
• Depictions of cohabitation banned.
• Gay sex acts are banned.

In media:
No legislation may be pushed by a news outlet that violates Christian moral teaching. Abortion, rioting, extra rights for gays or trans, pitting women against men may not be advocated. Basically any promotion of the issues Marxist atheists use to divide and undermine the country will be banned.

In commerce and law:
Pornography banned.
Abortion mills illegal.
Mexico City Policy made permanent.
Most government domestic programs will be shut down, and a private sharing program would be established where people send funds directly to those designated in need. This would eliminate large piles of money. This will be the topic of another thread. It is based on charity, rather than coercion. It would also remove power from leftwing politicians
Government photo and/or fingerprint or retinal ID would be used for all voting. No drop boxes. Only verified mail-in voting. Very limited early voting.
Illegal immigration would be stopped cold. Legal immigration requirements would be relaxed for countries for which they are onerous.
Recreational drugs once again illegalized.

TRolling for attention----Mommy must have gone out for the night.

 

[WinterBorn]

They already did, skippy.

No they did not.

 

[Jarlaxle]

I have to admit ... I would grudgingly accept a xtian theocracy if ... I get to have a handmaid...

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I suddenly want to see my wife in that...

Yes, I would like a Constitutional Amendment to make Christianity the law of the land.

One nation under God: try Iran.

So you use some anonymous diary to make a blanket unsubstantiated claim against all Christians? That's pretty ridiculous.
I can play that game too. My wife and I have a circle of church friends. Maybe 25 couples. No adultery. No cheating. No divorces. So by your yardstick, I can extrapolate to say 100% of practicing Christians don't cheat.

So you believe.

Folks must be entertained, even if it means risking Hell. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................

"The devil's greatest trick is convincing the world that he doesn't exist." -- Charles Baudelaire

How about you stop trying to run everyone else's life and stick to running your own.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Yeah, there won't be any laughing in hell. That song irks me anyway. Here we have 5-foot-5 Billy Joel setting himself up as a tough guy, as if he is even able to corrupt a good Catholic girl. It's laughable.

Actually, Billy Joel was a Golden Gloves boxer!

Billy Joel was a popular rock star in the 70s. Even if he was puny, he could have laid almost any girl he wanted

He certainly could...and did, after divorcing Libby Weber.

Maybe some dumb groupies or gold diggers. That's about it.

Actually, he dated Elle MacPherson for a while, and eventually married Christie Brinkley.

Done by people who don't practice any religion. Nazis banned church attendance.

And yet...

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