All this faux outrage about Florida's early voting days. If we are to ratchet down our intelligence level in order to be stupid enough to believe the bull shit they obviously believe, we would be stupid enough to believe that:
1. Only Democrats wanted to vote today.
2. Only Democrats go to church on Sunday.
3. Only Democrats can't afford to buy a car to drive to polls.
4. Only Democrats work.
5. Only Democrats are elderly and need help getting to the polls.
6. Only Democrats don't like to wait in lines for hours.
7. Only Democrats vote early.
8. Only Democrats can't figure out how to use a bus.
9. Democrats can't vote on Tuesdays.
10. A Democrat needs 11 days to vote.
11. Only Democrats work hours that are so long that the polls are closed when they get off.
12. There are no black or hispanic Republicans.
13. Only Republicans know how to plan their time.
14. Democrats always lose the 16 states that don't have early voting.
That's a whole lot of stupid, therefor I'll bet this doesn't even get through to them.
1. Only Democrats wanted to vote today.
2. Only Democrats go to church on Sunday.
3. Only Democrats can't afford to buy a car to drive to polls.
4. Only Democrats work.
5. Only Democrats are elderly and need help getting to the polls.
6. Only Democrats don't like to wait in lines for hours.
7. Only Democrats vote early.
8. Only Democrats can't figure out how to use a bus.
9. Democrats can't vote on Tuesdays.
10. A Democrat needs 11 days to vote.
11. Only Democrats work hours that are so long that the polls are closed when they get off.
12. There are no black or hispanic Republicans.
13. Only Republicans know how to plan their time.
14. Democrats always lose the 16 states that don't have early voting.
That's a whole lot of stupid, therefor I'll bet this doesn't even get through to them.
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