Ringo
Gold Member
Once Henry Kissinger was asked:
— What is shuttle diplomacy?
Kissinger replied,
—This is a universal jewish method! Let me explain with an example:
You want to use shuttle diplomacy to marry Rockefeller's daughter to a simple guy from a russian village in Siberia.
—How?
— Very simple. I go to a russian village, find a simple guy there and ask:
— Do you want to marry an american jew?
He said to me:
— What the fuck?! We have plenty of girls of our own.
I to him:
- Yeah. But she's a billionaire's daughter!
He:
— Oh! This changes things…
... Then I go to Switzerland, to a meeting of the board of the bank and ask:
— Do you want to have a siberian peasant as president?
— Ew — they tell me in the bank.
— And if he, at the same time, will be Rockefeller's son-in-law?
— Oh! This of course changes things!..
And then I go home to Rockefeller and ask:
— Do you want to have a russian man as a son-in-law?
— What are you saying, everyone in our family is financiers!
I to him:
— But he is the president of the board of the Swiss Bank!
He:
— Oh! It changes things! Susie! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has found you a fiance. He is the president of a Swiss bank!
Suzy:
— Ew… All these financiers are wheezers or faggots!
And I telling her:
- Yes, you are right. But this one is a big siberian mucho guy!
She:
— Oh! This changes things!
— What is shuttle diplomacy?
Kissinger replied,
—This is a universal jewish method! Let me explain with an example:
You want to use shuttle diplomacy to marry Rockefeller's daughter to a simple guy from a russian village in Siberia.
—How?
— Very simple. I go to a russian village, find a simple guy there and ask:
— Do you want to marry an american jew?
He said to me:
— What the fuck?! We have plenty of girls of our own.
I to him:
- Yeah. But she's a billionaire's daughter!
He:
— Oh! This changes things…
... Then I go to Switzerland, to a meeting of the board of the bank and ask:
— Do you want to have a siberian peasant as president?
— Ew — they tell me in the bank.
— And if he, at the same time, will be Rockefeller's son-in-law?
— Oh! This of course changes things!..
And then I go home to Rockefeller and ask:
— Do you want to have a russian man as a son-in-law?
— What are you saying, everyone in our family is financiers!
I to him:
— But he is the president of the board of the Swiss Bank!
He:
— Oh! It changes things! Susie! Come here. Mr. Kissinger has found you a fiance. He is the president of a Swiss bank!
Suzy:
— Ew… All these financiers are wheezers or faggots!
And I telling her:
- Yes, you are right. But this one is a big siberian mucho guy!
She:
— Oh! This changes things!