Oh the stereotype of Alabama has been applied to me again! Quick!!!! How many negroes do I own?????
Whatever shall I do when faced with yet another tolerant person of the "mainstream" who shows their inherent bigotry without even the slightest of propriety?!?
Yep, Jake....Alabama. You know.....cotton picking, bible clinging, negror-beating, barefoot rednecks. That's us!
We're the same people that put America on the moon.
And have the city with the greatest per capita percentage of PHDs in the entire United States.
We STILL make steel ("Hey" to Pittsbugh!!!!)
But we spit out software too.
We have Boeing, and Lockheed (they make jets!)
And we're stealing every major production facility that moves to the US, right from under your noses. Detroit is dead, but Mobile and Montgomery aren't. WE ARE the heartbeat of America now. Built Florala tough!
You know what I do for a living, right Jake? I'm a gun dealer. I put guns in the hands of "my neighbors" every day of the week (sold one to a Banking Commissioner today). I supply 2 county Sheriffs Departments with ammo, gratis, and firearms at cost. I have gold. I have silver. I have guns.....LOTS of guns......and FUCKLOADS of ammo. I've become quite wealthy by giving my neighbors what they want, and guess what they want, Jake?
Guns. Lots and lots of guns. Over 9,000 last year alone. Not a lot in this industry, really, but not bad for a company as small as mine.
And the government? Well.....funny you ask.....
Being licensed by our government, the FBI knows what I had for breakfast, what time I got up this morning, and now, what you've typed to me in this thread. One of my best hunting buddies is my ATF agent. Another is a Deputy, Head of the SWAT Team and a proficient sniper. And the Sheriff....we play poker together, and he likes to fish.....almost exclusively in MY pond, damn it! My wife took him a cake just this morning (she really did), because he loves my wife's cake, and his wife just can't seem to get it right.
Banking Commission, Local PD, City Councils, Military Personnel, Local Sheriffs, they all get whatever they want at cost. And I don't get robbed. And I don't get harassed. And I get my licenses. And I am listened to. And they get my tax money. And I don't have to worry about "my neighbors" or "the LEO's" and NG....because they all love me and we all think and value exactly the same. We're all redneck negro-beating, radical right-wing nuts, remember? I'm not worried about my government. We're good. In fact, we're great. Even the Fed boys I deal with.
Like the ATF.....
We're on the same team too

Readin' our Bibles, beatin' dem negroes, and shootin' our guns! By GOD!!!
Best of luck to you, you arrogant old fool.
Because when the war comes, you're right about one thing......you're either with us, or against us, yank! Look for the Army with the negroes singing Dixie....that'll be us. Send the neighbors...we'll have tea and moon pies.
Be afraid Jake......we're coming. Next Tuesday.
That's what Terral's been hinting at all along, you ******* loon!