Sherman was only a badass when it came to what would become war crimes. When you wanted a bunch of women and children raped and murdered and civilian homes burned he was your man.
Because you're armed and dangerous, you may like this sanitized version of the NRA Song.
The NRA Song
Guns are neat, Guns are sweet
Guns the tool, what makes you cool.
Guns are fine, Guns are mine
Guns are things, that Jesus brings!
Guns for loonies, Guns for cons
Guns for Moonies, Guns for moms!
Guns are fun for everyone,
buy them up by the ton.
Guns for me, Guns for you,
Guns for nuts and children too!
Guns at home, Guns at work,
Guns at play, Guns berserk!
Tons and tons of great big Guns,
Are tons and tons of great big fun!
I’ve got Guns up my nose
‘tween my ears and by my toes.
I’m no fool, I’m so cool,
I take Guns to my school.
I take Guns to my car,
to the store and to the bar.
I got Guns in a drawer,
in my pocket and on the floor.
I got Guns on the wall,
behind the toilet and in the hall.
I got guns in my bed,
one is growing from my head!
Get a Gun and get it fast,
Gun-Gun shoot-shoot is a blast!
It's always seemed to have a calming effect on angry people who are anxious about using their guns on their fellow Americans. And besides that, it's always helpful when gun lovers don't touch and stroke their guns on places that make the guns feel uncomfortable.