In other words....Ho's.

Whats a goupie? Isn't some sort of fish related to the guppy family?
 
Ah. In that case, probably they sucked. And they were attracted blue robed ugly guys.
 
A woman I was involved with was a one-night groupie for David Lee Roth, back around 1985 when David was regarded as the biggest stud in America. Her and her friend, as 18-year-olds, put on their best teenage slut outfits, went to the concert and told the roadies they were out to score David.

Roadies, being the scum that they are, told the girls they'd have to be "road tested" first. Her friend fell for that, and never made it to the prize. My lady didn't, and insisted it was David or nothing. She got David. And said he wasn't very good.

What this means, of course, is that I now possess the coolness of David Lee Roth, for good or bad, being that it spreads kind of like an STD. Women can be carriers of it, but it only manifests in men. Though I currently have much more hair than David does, and no tattoos.
 

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