In other news...

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... when islamofascist murders people in Canada, it's terrorism, but if it happens in USofA, it's workplace violence.

 

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... king Putt asserts executive privilege for Holders wife. Yeah, Nixon's ghost called and said, enjoy the big house, scumbag.

 

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... Barry's credit card was rejected in exclusive New York restaurant. The restaurant's bank explained, it's not that he doesn't have any money, it's just that he never spent any of his own.

 

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... Democrat Senator Kay Hagan of North Carolina has been noticeably M.I.A. recently. Probably, Senator was afraid that ISIS hearing would break out. Or maybe she was out leafleting church parking lots, again.

 

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... ex-Clinton paramour Monica Lewinsky returned to the spotlight, blaming Drudge for ruining her life. Why Drudge, did he buy the cigars?

 

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... in a message to Brown campaign, about the empty seats, the Hillary campaign apologizes for less then usual crowd and explained that the bus broke down. Maybe if she stop throwing so many people underneath the bus, it might run properly.

 

[Ame®icano]

... in the aftermath of the last week elections... mr. Mondale called and said: Daaaaammmmnnn!!!

 

[Ame®icano]

... we cheated them, we stole from them, we lied to them, when they caught us we told them they're stupid racist. Why wont they love us?

 

[Ame®icano]

... over in Illinois, Bruce Rauner defeated incumbent Pat Quinn despite the efforts of Pat's big buddy Barry. By looking at the election map, there is one blue smudge in the sea of red and that blue smudge is where Bill Ayers garage is.

 

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... she couldn't even win in Californistan. They pretty much told her: "Take you abortions on demand and your $8000 a month birth control and GET THE FLUKE OUT."

 

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... in Texas, voters are calling with the question: "What's your return policy on abortion Barbie? I'm pretty sure mine is defective."

 

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... and humiliated pres... scratch that, ahm... king Put, vow to continue his policy of ignoring Congress and ruling by executive order. Yeah, keep doing it buddy, because that's working super well for you.

 

[PoliticalChic]

... we cheated them, we stole from them, we lied to them, when they caught us we told them they're stupid racist. Why wont they love us?

Have you noticed the ones who still 'love' the perpetrators......???

"Stupidity" seems to apply in those precincts.

 

[Ame®icano]

... while answering a question to press in Brisbane, king Obama made it clear that he will not supersede his Constitutional limitations if Congress simply grant him everything he wants.

 

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...in order to get re-elected in coming runoff election, Sen Mary Landrieu changed her position on Keystone pipeline. Why stop there, Mary? Make an ad where you castrating hogs with a shotgun. I'm wondering if she flip-flop on slavery might actually help.

 

[Ame®icano]

... so SoetoroCare is built on lies and Democrats think Americans are stupid. What they gonna tell us next, maybe that Pelosi actually had plastic surgery?

 

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... president came back from G20. What we realize is that only thing better then booking a global warming cult meeting with sci-fi convention is... not noticing the irony.

 

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... sorry Tibet, we had to chose between you and chi-commies and they have way cooler uniforms. Beside, Barry said he wants to take his relationship with Chinese to the next level. He hope Michelle wont return home early.

 

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... the failed candidate Sandra Fluke is apparently late in paying her campaign workers. Trouble started after she tried to pay them in condoms. Raise the wage, eh?

 

[Ame®icano]

... the quality of our burritos is about to skyrocket.