In other news...

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... in interest of racial fairness, Al "can't read" Sharpton call on white NFL players to beat their women.

 

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... by admitting of underestimating ISIS, and to prevent future failures, the smartest man alive is about to create new federal Terrorist Regulatory Agency.

 

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... adios to accomplished attorney general Eric Holder who stepped down after six years. Holder said he plans to spend time focusing on friends, family and perhaps arms trafficking.

 

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... while president Clueless declared war on ISIS... sort of, secretary of state Kerry said they're not biggest treat, the global warming is.

 

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... the Nobel peace prize winner has secured backing of quite a coalition for his new war. There is a Saudi Arabia... then Jordan... then MSNBC, It's the coalition of the thrilling.

 

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... someone tell secret service agents, those are not fence jumpers, they're just on undocumented White House tour. BTW, using term "fence jumper" is racism.

 

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... after "taking a fifth" on front of Congress, Obama's IRS stooge Lois Lerner sat for the softball interview with Politico. She seems lot chattier when she's not under oath.

 

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... in addition, a question: What's wrong Lois? IRS recycled... ahm, a key?

 

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... Barry's regime can't find the IRS emails, they can't find EPA messages, they can't find ebola victims, but they can find the billionaire's checkbook. And of course, hookers.

 

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... following another class envy diatribe, the president one-percenter attended yet another $32K per plate fundraiser thrown at home of multimillionaire Rich Richman. Richie Rich, really? Were Cadberry and Professor Keen Bean there too?

 

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... with their electoral prospect getting rather dim, the democrats begin to threaten voters: Vote for us or we'll send Lena Dunham to "dance" for you... Ewww, it kinda makes a guy see the potential benefits of burkas.

 

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... Obama is pansy. Well, Jimmy Carter says he is.

 

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... democrat state representative Tita Ayala of Connecticut, recently arrested for fraudulently voting 19 times. It probably would be 20, if not for racists that stopped her from doing so.

 

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... Barry is taking a fight to Ebola as only Barry can do, by sending troops to Liberia. The "plan" as it stands for now is to grab that Ebola guy, or something.

 

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... meanwhile, the Democrat party is managed to blame Ebola on the imaginary budget cuts, racism, Republicans, NRA and of course, global warming. Well, if all that, then why is Barry sending troops to Liberia?

 

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... CDC director dr.Tom Frieden says that "we don't need travel bans to protect us from Ebola". We should trust him because... he has all eight seasons of House on DVD. The same "doctor" claims that you can't catch Ebola on the bus, but you can transmit it on the bus.

 

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... ISIS reached outskirts of Baghdad. According to White House... that Ebola sure is scary.

 

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... the light skinned Democrat party members are abandoning Barry because he's black.

 

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... due to the Ebola scare, the president is preparing executive order that declares November 4th a national day of quarantine.

 

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... "bosses don't give out jobs", Hillary said... "interns do".