If Youre Ever Confronted by a Carjacker

[CarlinAnnArbor]

Best use of $5 worth of gas ever
Anyone got a match?

 

[toobfreak]

Best use of $5 worth of gas ever
Anyone got a match?

I was going to say: where is the match?!

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

I'd be afraid to drive that van. Imagine the fumes building up. A hot engine or spark would turn it into a fireball

 

[toobfreak]

I'd be afraid to drive that van. Imagine the fumes building up. A hot engine or spark would turn it into a fireball

Imagine trying to drive it after getting soaked with a face full of gasoline!

But if they keep the windows rolled down, they will probably be OK.

 

[justinacolmena]

I had a stowaway. I assume it was a minor. I saw a hand reach up from the cargo hold of my station wagon. It was a male hand, but there was not really enough room in there for an adult male. I was still frightened. I parked by an ATM, grabbed my car keys, and ran for my life out of gunshot around the corner of a brick bank building.

 

[odanny]

I wonder where that happened? Funny thing, if your van and your clothes are covered in gas, you should think twice before discharging your firearm at the guy shooting gasoline in your face, or you could have real problems. Score one for the good guys.

 

[justinacolmena]

I wonder where that happened? Funny thing, if your van and your clothes are covered in gas,

That's almost even a little bit too much faggotry for the mainstream media.

you should think twice before discharging your firearm at the guy shooting gasoline in your face, or you could have real problems.

Really? You won't have any problems at all in that event, because you will be dead.

Score one for the good guys.

You're rooting for the wrong team. Nobody the fuck has a clue which side you are on anyways, but if you aren't with us, you're against us.

 

[Ringtone]

Best use of $5 worth of gas ever
Anyone got a match?

I carry concealed, so. . . .

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Nobody likes to come near me..............
300 pounds.
6 foot 4 inches tall.
Face like a dogs butt covered in ticks.

You should see the sales people RUN into the back of the store and hide when I go into a store!!! LMAOROFL!!!

 

[odanny]

I wonder where that happened? Funny thing, if your van and your clothes are covered in gas,

That's almost even a little bit too much faggotry for the mainstream media.

you should think twice before discharging your firearm at the guy shooting gasoline in your face, or you could have real problems.

Really? You won't have any problems at all in that event, because you will be dead.

Score one for the good guys.

You're rooting for the wrong team. Nobody the fuck has a clue which side you are on anyways, but if you aren't with us, you're against us.

Whackjob.

 

[Mr Natural]

I'd be afraid to drive that van. Imagine the fumes building up. A hot engine or spark would turn it into a fireball

Small time criminals tend not to be very bright.

 

[StormAl]

I will introduce any car jacker to my Judge.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Small time criminals tend not to be very bright.

Soak one in gasoline and set him on fire, and perhaps he'll be bright for a short while.

 

[Unkotare]

I had a stowaway. I assume it was a minor. I saw a hand reach up from the cargo hold of my station wagon. It was a male hand, but there was not really enough room in there for an adult male. I was still frightened. I parked by an ATM, grabbed my car keys, and ran for my life out of gunshot around the corner of a brick bank building.

Turns out there was never anyone in the car. Go ask your dog to explain it to you.

 

[Unkotare]

Nobody likes to come near me..............
300 pounds.
6 foot 4 inches tall.
Face like a dogs butt covered in ticks.

You should see the sales people RUN into the back of the store and hide when I go into a store!!! LMAOROFL!!!

Have you thought about showering more frequently?

 

[toobfreak]

Small time criminals tend not to be very bright.

Soak one in gasoline and set him on fire, and perhaps he'll be bright for a short while.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Bob, but if you were to ignite the gasoline fountain as it spewed all over the carjacker, the gas would BURN rather than explode so long as all the gasoline could ignite in a free space, and since there are no vapors inside the hose or pump, it wouldn't feed back to ignite the pump or explode it harming you?

 

[StormAl]

Yes, we are having this conversation.

 

[justinacolmena]

Turns out there was never anyone in the car. Go ask your dog to explain it to you.

The bankers aren't going to let the cops have the video of a kid.

 

[Unkotare]

Turns out there was never anyone in the car. Go ask your dog to explain it to you.

The bankers aren't going to let the cops have the video of a kid.

Are they going to let you refill your meds?

 

[justinacolmena]

Are they going to let you refill your meds?

You would have lived a lot longer if you hadn't been dealing drugs.