If you could have free cosmetic surgery

dmp

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...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field. ;)

:thup:
 
-=d=- said:
...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field. ;)

:thup:


Nada! I'm already perfect!

:funnyface
 
-=d=- said:
...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field. ;)

:thup:
I would have Michael Morre made to look like Mickey Mouse...that way he wouldn't have to change his initials. I would also have Hillary Clinton look like Monica Lewinsky; that way both the Clintons would be kept occupied and out of politics.
 
-=d=- said:
...by the best doctors in the field, what would you have done?

me?

Nose, Lipo of butt, abs, and thighs. Then a penis-reduction...to level the playing field. ;)

:thup:

Smaller :boobies: . And, if they could find a way to make me taller, I'd like that, too.
 
JOKER96BRAVO said:
I would probably get some boobs...
I'd never have to leave the house.

Umm...you shouldn't have to leave the house *now*...
 
Zhukov said:
Well, that's only cause you never asked, so don't be getting mad at me.

:rotflmao:

:eek2:

"Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind carrying.."

Nah. Nevermind. It just sounds wrong.
 
Mr. P said:
You're right..it sounds wrong..
How about "Excuse me, Sir.. Would you mind holding these?" ;)

Can't I just opt for the free surgery?
 

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