If the world...

[RWS]

could just harness the energy out of my ass, every time I take a shit....

I think I can solve a lot of the world's energy problems, if you just attach a propeller in my toilet!! And recycle the god-forbidden stuff that my body ejects 3 times a day!!! And if you can capture the methane I release throughout the day, I can probably power a city block by myself.

I'm willing to put all my effarts into saving the planet.... Because the planet needs to be saved!

 

[Igrok_]

i wish you luck

 

[RWS]

No luck necessary! Since my last post, i could have powered my entire neighborhood! It was massive....

Once we no longer have to rely on oil, we will appreciate our own productions.

 

[RWS]

And Trump will get us there...

 

[RWS]

So now it's asparagus season... And I've loaded up...

OMG, my pee smells like (insert raucous comment here)

My pee smells like Miss Piggy's farts, swallowed by Kermit, and then mashing up Kermit into a pulp, and leaving him in the sunlight for 2 weeks, and then grinding up all that stuff, and throwing it in the toilet!!!!

That's what my pee smells like!

 

[RWS]

My gosh! I love asparagus!! And tis the season!

I'm afraid to pee anymore...