I Thought Biden was Unique

[CarlinAnnArbor]

But it seem to be an affliction of the left.

Leftists just make no sense

 

[toobfreak]

But it seem to be an affliction of the left. Leftists just make no sense

I personally drink my water out of an old leather boot in order to save the planet.

 

[ColonelAngus]

I personally drink my water out of an old leather boot in order to save the planet.

I drink his piss after drinking the boot water in order to save the planet.

 

[toobfreak]

I drink his piss after drinking the boot water in order to save the planet.

Bastard. That's cheating using warm piss to wash the taste of Mississippi stump water out of an old man's boot! Guess you youngins just ain't tough like us Old Timers!

 

[ColonelAngus]

Bastard. That's cheating using warm piss to wash the taste of Mississippi stump water out of an old man's boot! Guess you youngins just ain't tough like us Old Timers!

Its all about the planet dude.

Just as a quick aside, please add some fresh pineapple to your diet.

 

[toobfreak]

Its all about the planet dude.

I'd give my left nut for the planet. If not mine then the guys down the street.

Just as a quick aside, please add some fresh pineapple to your diet.

I can't. It gives me dyspepsia when mixed with my steady diet of black bean turtle-noodle casserole.

 

[ColonelAngus]

I'd give my left nut for the planet. If not mine then the guys down the street.


I can't. It gives me dyspepsia when mixed with my steady diet of black bean turtle-noodle casserole.

Well, fuck it then. I will save the planet some other way.

 

[toobfreak]

Well, fuck it then. I will save the planet some other way.

At least I fart always aiming to the west in order to help speed the Earth eastward, CCW around the Sun.

Helps conserve gravity.

 

[ColonelAngus]

At least I fart always aiming to the west in order to help speed the Earth eastward, CCW around the Sun.

Helps conserve gravity.

Damn, bro. You are a real environmentalist.

I wipe my ass with my hand and then shake the hand of a liberal in order to save Trees.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I bet your average libturd uses twice the energy as a conservative

 

[toobfreak]

I wipe my ass with my hand and then shake the hand of a liberal in order to save Trees.

I always wondered why they all smell like a wet diaper left forgotten in the glove-box over a hot weekend. I thought it was just that organic wheat germ jimsonweed goat cheese shampoo they shower with.

 

[ColonelAngus]

I always wondered why they all smell like a wet diaper left forgotten in the glove-box over a hot weekend. I thought it was just that organic wheat germ jimsonweed goat cheese shampoo they shower with.

That is the name of the skunk piss they call cologne or perfume.

”Wet diaper in a July weekend glove box”

I think its at Sephora.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

I bet your average libturd uses twice the energy as a conservative

Not for thinking

 

[ColonelAngus]

Not for thinking

 

[Missouri_Mike]

I always wondered why they all smell like a wet diaper left forgotten in the glove-box over a hot weekend. I thought it was just that organic wheat germ jimsonweed goat cheese shampoo they shower with.

Yep, that’s patchouli. The art of smelling as bad as your hairy armpits look.

 

[toobfreak]

Yep, that’s patchouli. The art of smelling as bad as your hairy armpits look.

I'll have you know I turn a rather fetching armpit!

I mean, for a one eyed dog faced pony soldier!

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Yep, that’s patchouli. The art of smelling as bad as your hairy armpits look.

Gawd this thread is making me sell Ralph a Buick.................

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Yep, that’s patchouli. The art of smelling as bad as your hairy armpits look.

The smell of Ass Cheese has to be the worst.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Gawd this thread is making me sell Ralph a Buick.................

Well not to make things worse but imagine getting a hairy hippie girl in bed, working your way through the leg and armpit hair only to find it’s a tranny and has a dick. That’s a bad date night there.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

The smell of Ass Cheese has to be the worst.

The fucking dread locks. Jesus Christ the smell is puke inducing. Is there no other way to get that look without using your hair to wipe your ass?