I have come around--we should BAN these instruments of crime

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Everyone is vulnerable to potential assault with these things.

That is why I now support banning penises.

We really need to ban and confiscate these "assault" weapons from everyone.

It's the only way to stop sexual assault.

Let's all cone together and IMMEDIATELY ban "guns"

 

[Darkwind]

Well, I'm safe then. I don't carry a gun.

Mine is a cannon!

 

[ABikerSailor]

Cool. Let's start with yours first. What method of removal would you prefer, ripping it off, cutting it off, or tying a cord around it and cutting off the blood flow so it just falls off? (Although, in your case, cord might not be required, thread might be sufficient.)

 

[ABikerSailor]

Well, I'm safe then. I don't carry a gun.

Mine is a cannon!

So, how big are the balls you ram down it?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Cool. Let's start with yours first. What method of removal would you prefer, ripping it off, cutting it off, or tying a cord around it and cutting off the blood flow so it just falls off? (Although, in your case, cord might not be required, thread might be sufficient.)

I was about to write a rope and a tall tree but you made a great argument that it would be impossible for the lack of size for many… on the right…

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Cool. Let's start with yours first. What method of removal would you prefer, ripping it off, cutting it off, or tying a cord around it and cutting off the blood flow so it just falls off? (Although, in your case, cord might not be required, thread might be sufficient.)

No. I have REAL guns so I can stop your pervy peen-snatching ass.

 

[toobfreak]

I have come around--we should BAN these instruments of crime​

This must be a thread about far left radicalized democrats!

That is why I now support banning penises.

Then you need to start with The Head Dick.

Or is that Dick Head.

 

[BlindBoo]

You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hand.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

No. I have REAL guns so I can stop you pervy peen-snatching ass.

Wait, you want to ban them but you will not surrender your weeping willow or is it more like a dried up twig instead?

 

[PinktheFloyd88]

I’m pretty sure that owning a gun already means a man has no penis and has to compensate. So penises already are kinda banned

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I’m pretty sure that owning a gun already means a man has no penis and has to compensate. So penises already are kinda banned

Owning a firearm does not mean that but many who worship it mean it…

 

[ABikerSailor]

You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hand.

Does that mean when you go, you're going out with a bang by yourself?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

I’m pretty sure that owning a gun already means a man has no penis and has to compensate. So penises already are kinda banned

If you bring your penis, I'll definitely bring my firearm. We will see who wins.

 

[Ralph Norton]

I’m pretty sure that owning a gun already means a man has no penis and has to compensate. So penises already are kinda banned

I'm guessing you think that's clever?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hand.

 

[ABikerSailor]

No. I have REAL guns so I can stop your pervy peen-snatching ass.

Oh..............you have real guns to stop the "pervy peen snatchers", who are doing the very thing you suggested? What are you over compensating for? I bet you have a large watch and a turbo charged sports car too, don't you?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

If you bring your penis, I'll definitely bring my firearm. We will see who wins.

Proves his point…

 

[Winston]

Everyone is vulnerable to potential assault with these things.

That is why I now support banning penises.

We really need to ban and confiscate these "assault" weapons from everyone.

It's the only way to stop sexual assault.

Let's all cone together and IMMEDIATELY ban "guns"

Look, let's get something straight here. Assault rifles are good for little more than mass shootings. And even then, only good if you have a cowardly police force that waits around for backup and the victims bleed out. In the Texas shooting, the grandmother was shot in the head, she is still alive. The border patrol agent that killed the shooter was shot in the head, he is still alive.'

The assault is the gun industries most profitable product. And funny you mention penises, because pretty much anyone that would purchase an assault rifle, specifically, the AR-15 chambered in .223, is merely compensating for their tiny ass little pecker. I mean the Texas shooter was a cross dressing transgender, if you own an AR-15, that is the category you fit in.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Oh..............you have real guns to stop the "pervy peen snatchers", who are doing the very thing you suggested? What are you over compensating for? I bet you have a large watch and a turbo charged sports car too, don't you?

Oh, the ever so cleaver manhood shaming.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Oh..............you have real guns to stop the "pervy peen snatchers", who are doing the very thing you suggested? What are you over compensating for? I bet you have a large watch and a turbo charged sports car too, don't you?